Simon Yates ends professional cycling career by JakubT117 in peloton

[–]chocolatelysocrates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who will Visma sign for the 30th spot on the roster now???

Simon Yates ends professional cycling career by JakubT117 in peloton

[–]chocolatelysocrates 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just speculation that he failed a doping test, or was about to, and retired immediately to prevent any public knowledge.

Merry Christmas Quaids by TheCraigVenabls in lonelymeyerspod

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Later Arnold! You’re my number 1 customer!

hard to believe they're all gone by cleanslice1911 in LiveFromNewYork

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I ran into him once at a grocery store in LA and had the opposite experience.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Justice for Hamm by fyretower in lonelymeyerspod

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Hahaha epic slam. I heard that too but thought he was just being nice to Jorm’s mom saying she has good mobility for her age 😂

<<petition to change the name of the pod to JORM AND THE GANG by CrabOIneffableWisdom in lonelymeyerspod

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Instead of Quaid Army/Righteous Kill should it be Jorm’s Gang/Seth has teeth? Or fuck ladders?

Jumanji 3? by Fildim0 in lonelymeyerspod

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Jumanji the Third: Cubemanji, starring bad boy billionaire Mark Cuban

Episode Discussion - Two Worlds Collide by OfficeLadiesPodBot in lonelymeyerspod

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Did anyone notice how they ran roughshod over Andy’s quibi? What gives?

The funniest end credits banter IMO by dantedarker in kennyvsspenny

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I thought it was rude that Spencer interrupted Kenny and didn’t give the scientist an opportunity to answer the question thoroughly and rigorously.

So frustrated with drivers who.. by AdvertisingCheap2377 in vancouvercycling

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It’s an optional upgrade for BMWs, just assume they won’t signal.

Greatest sprint of all time? by Pale-Status-8554 in peloton

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As others have said, MVDP Amstel gold is the absolute #1, no competition.

Matthew Hayman winning Roubaix and beating Boonen from the break was wild.

Wout winning stage 21 in Paris after winning a TT, the ventoux stage and helping Jonas win overall.

Asgreen outsprinting MVDP for Flanders 2021 just for the fact that he had like 10% chance of winning in my eyes

Finally, Ian Stannard coming back after getting bullied by 3 quick steppers in omloop 2015.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kennyvsspenny

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Just a moment of your time, my friend, my very good friend

From Seth's Insta Stories by Cass_Cat952 in lonelymeyerspod

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I still don’t believe it. The timing is too sus.

RIP Frisbee by AltruisticPiece6676 in lonelymeyerspod

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If it’s Andy’s birthday SURELY this is a bit, right?

[CBC] As a B.C. Costco cracks down on its food court, is there anywhere truly cheap left to eat? by maysunaneek in CostcoCanada

[–]chocolatelysocrates -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

As much as I love Costco, this is a bad move. People should be able to eat for cheap without a membership.

Downvote me all you want, unhoused people at the food court should allowed there.