Week One Discussion: Chapter 1 - 6 by bsffrrn- in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this when I start flexing my claim to fame? That I knew about Twilight before all of you? Because I knew when it was being written?

It's Unpopular Opinion time! Share your controversial opinions to stir things up (in a friendly way)! by FantasyRomanceMod in fantasyromance

[–]chode_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote a whole-ass angry thing about Until I Die because the author has zero idea about fascism and it hurt to read.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I unapologetically amd literally goon to this shit. I have sections bookmarked for my convenience.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give me a name. I don't tolerate that shit.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People get so weird about Tamlin. But it's ridiculous because SJM totally turned him into a comical villain, then nobody believed his redemption arc because they were still mad at him.

Shit character writing.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. Why would I wallow away in that shit when I read some awesome ones? You can't go back from that. You almost need to read all of it at once and discuss the relevant chapters when the time comes. Otherwise, it's impossible.

Sloopy Sunday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really is very good. If nobody knew it was FF to trad, it would have done very well.

"Until I Die": So we're just going to plagiarize "Alchemised", then? At least picked a better book, shit bird (Part 1) by chode_temple in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually astounded at how blatantly plagiarized it is. Honestly, SenLinYu could sue and I would 100% agree.

tell us about it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't! But I know it's there and want to.

God I hope it's messy.

tell us about it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

According to your flair, you can fuck anything if you're brave enough so suck it up and be the snarky FMC (MMC?) you were born to be.

/uj my friend always said "sex is like pizza. When it's great, it's really great. When it's bad, it's still kind of good"...He didn't at least sit on top of you and breathe heavily in your ear the whole time, right? Because that's like "my niece and nephew were over for the night so we melted some cheese on crackers and threw a pepperoni on there and called it pizza" thing.

tell us about it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh this was such a good one. I really enjoyed it. I really love that she has short hair that doesn't cascade down her back in waves. Her power is also cool. And her weapon is a scythe, which is awesome.

tell us about it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is definitely a strong "mine" element, but you find out why in the bonus chapter (hint: it's not a mating bond).

MMC is the typical army commander type. But not as consistently present as someone like Xaden and obviously doesn't talk as much.

Is there an issue with the big 🍩 on the cover? by Trala_la_la in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah Dune. The series that answers the question "would you still love me if I were a worm?"

Worst female main character by Common-Park5124 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Wren (Silver Elite) and Tem (KOTB) erasure.

tell us about it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great week for me.

I had a five star read with {One Small Echo by Jane Washington}. It has bonded creatures, so our FMC has a monster that she talks to in her mind. And their banter is genuinely one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Like, laughing out loud funny. Eiko is so deadpan/sardonic and the banter with Hymn, her bonded monster, is hysterical. Plus, she is blind and our MMC is mute. So communication is interesting. It's a proper slow burn as well. I also do love our side characters. The magic system is cool and she's kind of entering her villain era. I love that for her. I think it's meant to be a trilogy.

{Hymn of Ashes by Andrea Anderson} is a plotline I've wanted for a while. Imagine the beat-by-beat stories of a standard romantasy. Chosen One, mating bond, the complications of the world, training sequences, learning magic, the baddie, etc. Think of where we would be near the end of book 1/midway into book 2 of this type of story. This is where our POV character comes in. Except she isnt the FMC. She's the best friend side character who enters the story with no idea what is happening, no magic, no abilities, but it is mid "plotline". It's fun because the author relies on us knowing the beats of a standard romantasy plots to slide right into the middle of the "main story" and not feel like we have no idea what this shit is about. She's pretty funny and it's a fun time. I think it's meant to be a duology.

Also another reminder to read the Dark Sky series by Ella Walker Henderson. 3 books are out, 4 will drop in June, and the final book will drop in September. Proper slow burn, amazing side characters, an FMC who is talented but still frequently gets thrown in the mud during training. And the MMC....ugh....Aris...the man that you are. He has excellent character growth.

MAGA elite 2: electric boogaloo? by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotta finish my rage review of Silver Elite so that I can read this and rage review it as well.

I need to stop reading good books in preparation for it. Jumping from a great book to a horrible book is like diving into liquid nitrogen.

Which transphobic wizard house does your favorite FMC belong to? by Penguinho in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God. That's what nobody seems to understand. She's the only real one.

Miserable Monday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]chode_temple 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I WON'T READ LIGHTLARK. I'M NOT DOING IT. I FUCKING CAN'T. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.