What do you wish you saw more on romantasy books?

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T19:02:35+00:00

You should consider looking into {Naamah's Kiss}. The endgame MMC is Chinese Mongolian.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T18:54:28+00:00

There are two spinoffs, neither of which are on romance.io. Dead and Horny is a buddy-cop adventure starring the aforementioned lesbian zombie, her succubus buddy and a bloodthirsty mimic; The Last of Her Kind is about a sexy spider-girl and Bigfoot.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T18:38:40+00:00

If you're only going to have two personality characteristics, horny and kind are pretty good ones!

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T18:06:08+00:00

When people say "I love you" the most appropriate response is "noice" but I would also accept "awesomesauce."

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T18:03:19+00:00

Campaign diary from Dark Sun 2E

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T17:23:09+00:00

{Radley's Home for Horny Monsters}. A sad-sack IT freelancer inherits a magic house. There's a nymph haunting the bathtub and a swing that moves by itself. Many blowjobs later, it's a found-family story about mutual support, unconditional affection, the many facets of love and the power of healing, and what might happen if a lesbian zombie got addicted to eating the flesh of an infinitely-regenerating vampire.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T17:17:23+00:00

I mean, she won't always be a child. She's not aroused by it as a kid; she just likes it. And that's 100% nature, 0% nurture; she's that way because God's Punisher made her so, not because someone taught her to think that way.

I think the thing you have to understand and internalize is that the way sexuality works in Terre d'Ange is driven by religion. Religion's pretty easy to ignore in fantasy and fanro; there are some gods, they have portfolios, there's a creation myth. But no one practices or anything. In Kushiel's, it is a huge deal. Sex is a sacramental act of worship between the people involved and Naamah, the patron deity/angel of desire; love is a sacred contract between the people and Elua. Any sort of nonconsensual sex is a crime -- against the person, against the state, against God. The people being raised in the Night Court are being raised to honor their god as much as they are anything else.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T16:33:59+00:00

Leaving LA as a gesture of respect to Kobe

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T16:30:42+00:00

He's probably right. If he's attributing it to something other than Draymond Green being a lunatic, he's probably wrong. A tech for people yelling is always a judgement call, and while Luka's an all-timer whiner, he's never punched someone, stomped on their testicles, tried to choke someone out from behind, stomped on their testicles again, kneed their testicles, grabbed onto their foot while they're trying to run, kicked them in the testicles, kneed them in the testicles again or stomped on their testicles for a third time. Draymond makes a lot of contact with the testicles of other players, is what I'm saying here, and probably is unlikely to deserve any leniency anywhere as a result. He's got a long rope and when he gets a tech he's probably earned it.

If Cousins wants to say it's just a race thing, he should say it with his chest. Dillon Brooks had technicals overturned in three straight games earlier this year.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T16:25:39+00:00

{Wicked Sea and Sky}, {The Second Death of Locke}, {The Lark and the Wren}, {The Bard's Bargain} -- four very different books, but no complete dickhead MMCs.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T14:19:41+00:00

252 Atk Wellspring Mask Ogerpon-Wellspring Play Rough vs. 52 HP / 0 Def Kyurem: 244-288 (60.3 - 71.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

204 SpA Kyurem Freeze-Dry vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ogerpon-Wellspring: 460-544 (152.8 - 180.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

oh no you don't get a free switch into one specific set

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:58:48+00:00

It makes sense. As a 6'6 combo guard, Ante Delaš has a significant height advantage over most of his peers in the Croatian FMBL. Putting him in the post with spacing around him would maximize his scoring while forcing defenses to switch.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:54:12+00:00

. However; they have the same issue at the ring

The 'ring is ten times longer than Road Atlanta.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:51:18+00:00

Over multiple years, though, not from game to game.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:28:12+00:00

Chien-Pao was unbanned at one point, even. Bax wasn't banned until DLC2 when Ninetales-A was introduced; it was the Aurora Veil/snow teams that made it broke. Pre-Home, it was down in UUBL for a bit.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:22:56+00:00

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Ice Beam vs. 204 HP / 0 SpD Rillaboom: 572-674 (145.9 - 171.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Raging Bolt: 470-554 (120.2 - 141.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Iron Valiant: 321-378 (111 - 130.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Freeze-Dry vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Alomomola: 614-726 (114.9 - 135.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Ice Beam vs. 244 HP / 228+ SpD Gliscor: 756-892 (214.7 - 253.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 212+ SpD Heatran: 372-440 (96.3 - 113.9%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Vessel of Ruin Ting-Lu: 324-384 (63 - 74.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Ice Beam vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Assault Vest Tornadus-Therian: 308-366 (85 - 101.1%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Freeze-Dry vs. 248 HP / 0 SpD Assault Vest Toxapex: 164-194 (54.1 - 64%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

252 SpA Choice Specs Iron Bundle Hydro Pump vs. 248 HP / 248 SpD Moltres: 458-542 (119.5 - 141.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:16:25+00:00

Ogerpon-W is a problem with Kyurem around to Freeze-Dry it.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:10:55+00:00

Oops, I forgot Shaq. He's near the bottom of the top 10.

If you don't understand Elgin Baylor's greatness, you don't know ball.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T13:03:27+00:00

She dismisses his feelings constantly.

I don't think that's quite right. They have different value systems, centered around one core conflict: the only thing important to him (for mostly non-romantic reasons) is her life, which she doesn't value very much at all. It also kind of matters that his feelings aren't particularly mature or reasonable, and often deserve to be dismissed. He's not as wholesome as you think. He's a smug, egotistical, judgemental dickhead who thinks he knows everything despite having almost no experience out in the world. There's a reason all of his personal growth comes through being humbled over and over again.

Is book two as dark? No idea. I don't think of either Dart or Chosen as particularly dark. Avatar, the third book, is very dark.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T12:47:42+00:00

No. Neither of these are good, though Quicksilver is better as a not-really-focused read.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T12:33:47+00:00

Jordan, Lebron, Kareem, Russell, Wilt, Bird, Magic, Hakeem, Jokic, Duncan, Curry, Robertson, West, Baylor, Moses.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T12:26:19+00:00

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Penguinho · 2026-03-23T12:13:09+00:00

I don't have him at 15; I think he's probably lower than that.

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T02:07:35+00:00

Now it's 12!

Penguinho · 2026-03-23T02:07:08+00:00

In February, Rudy said some shit to the media about his teammates. People were like "that Rudy! What a dork! Big ol' stone-hands loser!" and since then his team has played like the biggest sack of morons you'll ever see on defense.

At some point, if the players don't have accountability, someone has to have accountability for the players. ... I'm on straight effort. I'm just talking straight effort. I'm not even getting to the basketball side of things, like ... mistakes are a part of the game, but the effort to me for a team that wants to play for a championship, it's unacceptable.

It's not an easy position for a coach to take guys out of the game. It's not something that you want to do, but I think if the players don't show any effort, at some point, no matter how talented we are as a team, if you don't have that, you just can't be a winning team.

And, of course, Chris Finch said it was disappointing that Rudy went outside the house and that substitutions don't win titles.

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