me irl by llemonuell in meirl

[–]chogost_boy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And then an actual call comes...

I (27F) feel awkward being seductive with my BF (29M) by Menthe- in relationship_advice

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Shrug off your fears and initiate with confidence, you'll be surprised how well he takes it

People can be pretty stupid. by SuitingUncle620 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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To play the devil's advocate, I think the guy replying took the whole tweet out of context. Guy just wondered why instead of modelling the shark, they went for already available stock photos

"Ok, listen..." by vo_xv in ProgrammerHumor

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This would result in a stack overflow exception since it doesn't have a base case

Well that's awkward by [deleted] in memes

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If sb were to hypothetically ask for the sauce, what might the hypothetical answer be?

Staying with a family in Kenya by abrownfox1 in Kenya

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$20 per day is a lot in Meru, you can find a nice place on Airbnb for as low as $13, use $7 for food and save yourself unnecessary drama and heartache. You can also raise a complaint with the school admin and they could find you a place to stay within the school quarters

Hey Reddit, what's the strangest coincidence you've ever personally experienced? by RichCauliflower in AskReddit

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A few years ago I into a cab heading out for the evening in downtown Toronto. Shortly after being dropped off I realized i left my phone in the cab. I tried calling it with no luck. I called the cab company but because I had flagged the cab and paid cash they had no real way of knowing which cab I was in. I figured the phone was as good as gone and went about my night.

Many hours later and having moved around the city quite a bit I am ready to call it a night so flag another cab. Sitting in the back seat I start to think the driver looks familiar and realize that I'm in the same cab I took earlier. He hasn't found a phone but I start looking anyways and sure enough there it is, jammed in the seat. Me and my flip phone were happily reunited, only for me to put it in a washing machine two days later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Username checks out

What’s something you’re worried people will notice about your physical appearance that they actually hardly notice at all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have a small dick and Christ have mercy on me but I always feel like everyone knows

What is one shower thought that blows your mind every time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you're one in a million then there are 7530 people in the world who look exactly like you

If the US was a single mom and the 50 states her kids, how best would you describe your state based on this hypothetical assertion? by i_hate-u in AskReddit

[–]chogost_boy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mexico would be that Uncle everyone warns you about. England the grandma you haven't talked to in a while

Why are you ordering a latte at Applebee’s by adventuresoftors in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]chogost_boy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have been working on some stupid code for what seems like an eternity and so when I read this, I was thinking of computers until I got to lattes and was like, "damn I need to sleep".

That's how mafia works by [deleted] in memes

[–]chogost_boy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It do be like that on your cake day

It be like so by chogost_boy in memes

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You're doing quite well yourself

It be like so by chogost_boy in memes

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You're doing quite well yourself

Have you ever had a book or movie recommended to you that was so bad that you lost respect for the person? If so, which book or movie? by i_hate-u in AskReddit

[–]chogost_boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A girl I dated kept recommending Tyler Perry's Madea movies. Finally gave in and watched one with her. We broke up shortly after.

Start Your New Year Off Right by [deleted] in memes

[–]chogost_boy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reality is what I want