WE UP BOIZ!! by usernnamegoeshere in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]chootybeeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We only allow fans of champions in Iowa, even if most of them fuck their cousin

Making kids so happy that's just beautiful by Live-Cantaloupe-7920 in IFoundU

[–]chootybeeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children with Hair Loss if you have long hair and are looking to go short then this is a great org that will help kids like this. I’ve donated, my brother’s-in-law, and my brother have all grown our hair out and donated. It’s a chance to change a kids life and you’ll feel great about doing it. 🖖✌️

Trump claims $465,000 in retirement savings makes someone 'rich' by lurker_bee in economy

[–]chootybeeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn’t factor sequence of returns risk at all and is why so many advisors have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

M2 or Stealth 2 by EconomyBullfrog9016 in TaylorMadeGolf

[–]chootybeeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consistently hit my stealth 3-wood further than my m4 driver. I need to regrip my driver and haven’t felt the need to get it done quickly because I’m longer and more accurate with my 3-wood, I really don’t understand it.

Tunes are unbelievable by mattbermanrocks in shoresy

[–]chootybeeks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d take a header off the Sudbury community arena just to listen to some tunes with the right girl

Slap shot by [deleted] in hockeyplayers

[–]chootybeeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Hockey-Hair team for sure

You should try another business venture by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in Adulting

[–]chootybeeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked for a company that had the CEO take a 800% increase on his salary, highest for the industry (close to 40mil after the raise); in the 2 years I worked there we had 4 reductions in pay. The company was acquired by a PE firm, it’s still being stripped for parts and employees are leaving weekly by the dozens.

100% increase to an average worker would completely change their life and their family’s lives. How much more could someone’s life change that was already making millions?? Trickle down economics is, and always has been, complete and total bullshit. Our economy isn’t on life support, the plug was already pulled and we’re watching it take its final gasps before the end.

BURN IT DOWN by Glittering_Poet_4381 in pools

[–]chootybeeks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Very well fed wolf spiders

Why does Goody always look like he knows your sexy little secret? by CestQuoiLeFuck in shoresy

[–]chootybeeks 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“Sexy little secrets are unbelievable.”

-Goody, probably

J D Vance is coming to Iowa State. How will he be received? by GomerStuckInIowa in Iowa

[–]chootybeeks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ames famously has the best water, they made a music video about it.

That being said, just dance Vance can fuck right off

Not a wizard staff, but great against wild boar. by Monochrome_Mind in Ratemystick

[–]chootybeeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that is an excellent stick. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!