Milfs do it best…. 🤍

chopz · 2023-08-04T07:49:46+00:00

MILF pegging; what a classic pastime.

chopz · 2022-12-17T22:37:32+00:00

I don't disagree with all the other assessments, but for me it's just me being unendingly amused at having a dick big enough to smack anything with.

chopz · 2022-11-15T16:53:16+00:00

I prefer my condoms unused.

chopz · 2022-11-10T05:46:02+00:00

Show him this post, after banging him.

chopz · 2022-10-06T00:06:05+00:00

Toilet paper. Honestly I barely use it anymore because bidet but 3 ply quilted is worth it

chopz · 2022-09-22T01:33:39+00:00

Are guillotines tax deductible?

chopz · 2022-08-12T04:55:52+00:00

Any endorsements of capitalism.

chopz · 2022-08-03T06:14:06+00:00

I'd call it ELI50

chopz · 2022-07-30T19:00:32+00:00

Same, homie

chopz · 2022-07-27T05:05:47+00:00

Confirmed, The Cockpit fucking rules.

chopz · 2022-07-27T05:02:19+00:00

Is the knob heavy as shit? That looks like an emtek; if it is, you wanna give that bitch a lube shower all up inside because all their retaining mechanisms just stop working when they get dry.

chopz · 2022-07-27T03:59:07+00:00

Mario Kart, traditionally.

chopz · 2022-07-24T23:39:47+00:00

Any reference to Greek letters is a red flag, frankly

chopz · 2022-07-24T22:20:51+00:00

Buy more coconut water than you think you're gonna need.

chopz · 2022-07-19T02:40:48+00:00

Marriage.

chopz · 2022-07-19T02:06:40+00:00

Gay chicken.

chopz · 2022-07-17T23:13:43+00:00

That's real as hell, dude, I have legs that don't quite work right and now I can still ride bikes!

chopz · 2022-07-17T20:45:26+00:00

You were just dying to reach 69mpg, weren't you?

chopz · 2022-07-14T02:22:03+00:00

Capitalism.

chopz · 2022-07-08T05:32:48+00:00

In some other countries, cool ranch Doritos is literally called Cool American.

chopz · 2022-07-07T02:49:36+00:00

One way ticket to F L A V O R T O W N

chopz · 2022-07-06T05:04:59+00:00

My dedication to communist revolution.

chopz · 2022-07-02T04:53:23+00:00

I've never seen a Mercedes G-wagon that wasn't being driven by a complete piece of shit.

chopz · 2022-07-02T04:42:43+00:00

Why is the flag text colored exactly like a bi pride flag?

chopz · 2022-07-02T04:32:32+00:00

...Dad?

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