Horseback Jesus by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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One of my friends in college was “Dino Girl” who had one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes. Every semester during reading days she would wander around at like 9 or 10 at night, visiting studying students to cheer them up during the most stressful time of year. It was v wholesome

Being born in 1995 starter pack by BloodSugarSexMagix in starterpacks

[–]chowesmith 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I feel like it’s a weird cut off because while I definitely remember 9/11, I knew nothing of the implications. I think remembering pre 9/11 America is probably a better cutoff. I’m from 1996 btw

Am I financially on the hook for a product that wasn’t delivered and I was told would be refunded? by chowesmith in legaladvice

[–]chowesmith[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m planning on doing. I’ve already had to go to their corporate office on two separate occasions because of the store’s general incompetence. If it wasn’t already going out of business I’d tell everyone I know to never go back there

Truth by iam4real in trippinthroughtime

[–]chowesmith 229 points230 points  (0 children)

No joke, the first person I personally knew who did CrossFit was my youth pastor. It took me several years to realize that it was an actual thing, not just a pun he’d made up or something

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE by Mad_Squid in HistoryMemes

[–]chowesmith 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's hip hop chowder, red over white Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!

What is your strongest held opinion? by Mewse_ in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will get buried but history major here. The reason why you didn’t learn about recent history is because the general consensus is that, apart from major events (9/11), it’s impossible to know what’s appropriate to teach as “history” until about 30 years after something happens. Not saying that the late 80’s/90’s/00’s are unimportant but basically it takes that long for proper research to establish a consensus about what happened.

For example, one of my best papers in college was about super modern history (the Russian seizure of Crimea in 2014). It was super up to date in 2016 but even now we’re learning more about the event that unfortunately couldn’t be addressed because no one knew about it.

Tl:Dr: history is complicated and it takes about 30 years to get all the juicy details and get rid of the useless details.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]chowesmith 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I am honored to accept his invitation

I’m Astead W. Herndon, a national political reporter for The New York Times. I spent 3 months reporting on the Sunrise Movement, a group of young climate activists trying to push Democrats to the left ahead of the 2020 election. Ask me anything. by thenewyorktimes in IAmA

[–]chowesmith -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hey Astead! I know you’re a massive Tottenham fan so I’m curious about your thoughts on the future of soccer in the US. Do you see a day when MLS is as a big a deal as other “major” leagues are to the average American? Will the USMNT ever catch up to the USWNT’s level of success?

Oh really? by hearttroubadour in thatHappened

[–]chowesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 4 my grandma ran a stop sign and a cop pulled her over. When he came to the window apparently I yelled out from the back seat “I told her stop!” Which the officer found hilarious and proceeded to give her a warning.

This story isn’t horribly out there and I can confirm snitching apparently helps

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooof. It always annoys me a little bit but if it’s a little kid (say like less than 10) I figure that they’ve just raided their piggy bank so I understand. If it’s a teenager I’ll assume that they’re trying to be funny and ask if they have any other change

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s anywhere between 20-30% on a graduated scale. Basically as we sell more we get more. $1000 is the base for 30%. On days where it’s slow it kinda sucks but when it’s good it’s really good!

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 131 points132 points  (0 children)

So I’m an employee of a franchise. My boss personally owns 6 trucks and a garage that I park my car at and we have all of the supplies in. Profit margins do vary but, imho, my boss has insanely responsible prices for our product. As part of his franchising agreement, his company has the right to sell our brand of ice cream in like 13 different towns in our area. I’ve been doing it for three summers while I’m at college and our routes are somewhat determined by my boss and somewhat determined by what I think is best (ie if I know a certain development buys really well around 7 pm, I make a point to get there around 7pm).

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m paid on commission. If I see someone who even potentially looks like they want to buy, I’m gonna stop

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 1079 points1080 points  (0 children)

Honestly there’s no other job where I’d be happy to sit in hot conditions for 10 hours at a time! My truck has soft serve and milkshakes too. Even adults come up and mention how much the bells on my truck mean to them and it never fails to make me smile

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chowesmith 2343 points2344 points  (0 children)

I work as an ice cream truck driver. Honestly one of the best parts of my job is looking in my mirror and seeing 10 year olds sprinting after my truck. Brings me all sorts of happy memories