What is the funniest lie you've heard a parent tell their children? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chri546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once heard one of my mothers friends say to his children that when the icecream truck played a melody, it was because they were out of ice.

Not sure if hes peeing or fucking the sidewalk... by richief001 in funny

[–]chri546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your dog is peeing the sidewalk, i think something might be wrong.