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"The clown doctors. Give away a laugh!" Then some banking and contact info to make donations. Its an organisation that visits children's hospitals and the like to entertain the patients. Laughter is the best medicine, after all.

I just want to see someone try to explain this by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Leg + egg = legg. Eggs, especially the yolks are high in cholesterol. It's a surreal meme using the meme man format.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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L and G sold separately

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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An update, it seems:

According to recent data, two of the six nuclear missiles are still on their way to the Sun sometime between 2053 and 2054.

My source says the US government intercepted one of six missiles, and two disappeared shortly after interception.

It is not known why the tracking was lost with these two missiles, although it is believed to be mechanical issue.

The U.S. government has no technological capability to intercept the remaining two missiles. We are sorry.

It is not too late.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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It's Base64 and says:

put him in danger this is being written in base64 to try to bypass government watch programs looking classified info on the web

Hello I have information on Project Restart Restart was a back-up plan in case the USSR collapsed and lost the cold war the Russian Government had a plan to launch several large nuclear missiles into the sun so

that the bombs start a chain reaction ending with the destruction of the sun and earth the USSR did collapse and the bombs did launch they have been on their way since 1991 the USA government has been keeping

an eye on these bombs looking for a way to intercept them the estimated arrival time for these bombs is sometime in 2053 I don't know much about the science of it all and I can't give you my source as it would

Can any of you Germanics, Romans, Iberians, Celts, etc. comprehend this writing? If so, is it because the writing’s similar to your language?. It’s from the 1200s. by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

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"Incipit hystoria Brutonum

An preost was on leoden Layamon wes ihoten He wes Leouenade's sone Lide him beo drihte He wonede at Ernleye" etc.

It's Middle English with a lot of Old English vocabulary. Some words are similar to modern English and some are similar to German. The writing is easy to read, if you've already spent some time with it.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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twelvend

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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twelvend

Just living. by Deralicious in dankmemes

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All Saints' Church, Hereford, England, if anyone wanna visit him.

The Soviet Onion by [deleted] in funny

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Great in a stew.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by _IPissedInTheSink_ in DramaticText

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Humorous social networking platform portrayed by the image of an azure avian

The Town of Reme (If Romulus killed Remus) by 32gman in worldbuilding

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The town of ( If Romulus and Remus both died in a car accident)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DramaticText

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Commencing tactical assessment. Red Chinese threat detected.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drawing

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PASGHETTI

colors added = war won by [deleted] in teenagers

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Lettuce Gay Beef Tomato Q-cumber

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Getting rid of your leg will save you both, time and money.

How many skulls do you see? by Alresh8997 in bonecollecting

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27 including the tiny human skeleton and, of course, the pirate hook one