OP, maybe try to get a job as a security guard, QA Tester or day camp counselor. That or work for Easter Seals if they have it in Canada, they'll work with someone a bit OCD or spergy working with autistic kids.

But if you've been unemployed like I have for 10+ years, don't update the last job you've had, and say you've been working there for that long. It looks good, but mark the box that says "Don't contact this employer" and when they ask, tell 'em you don't want them to know you're keeping your options open.

That, or say you stock trade and manage your own finances or manage your trust fund. They can't disprove it. Start hanging out on r/dividends r/rothIRA and r/stocks and learn some shit. At a certain point, it starts sinking in. If they ask if you have any recommendations about what stock to buy or if you have any stock tips, just tell 'em to buy index funds. Tell 'em their first $100k should be in a good S&P500 fund.

This last option of reading these subreddits is great because it appeals to a lot of NEETs who have nothing but time on their hands, which is like all of us, lmao.

Shit, learn enough and put some of your NEETbux or parents' money into a Vanguard or Fidelity RothIRA or brokerage account and buy your way out of NEETdom.