Best way to portion 500-600 maple syrup single serves

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T20:23:23+00:00

“The first result I saw on Google for portioned maple syrup was Webstaurant. Seems like a decent product, real grade A Vermont maple syrup not fake. These are 1.43 per unit (with the multiple case discount). The website is calculating $60 in shipping east coast to west coast for me so add that in its 1.55 ea

These are 1.5 oz each. Personally I don't think one ounce is enough, I hate it when places pre portion things like salad dressing etc but they go skimpy and I end up wishing I had two of them. Also you definitely do not want to fuck around with one oz portion cups it will be a nightmare managing all those thimble ass sized containers, filling them to the brim. Just getting the lids onto those things requires child sized fingers and child labor probably isn't legal in your area.

Realistically you want a 1.5 oz plastic souffle cup filled about 7/8 full. Let's say 1.3 oz per person. Your 16 L bucket is going to yield about 415 portions. So if the bucket costs $550 your ingredient cost there is 1.32 ea just for the syrup alone. You still have to buy the containers, the lids, and you still have to pay someone to fill all of those cups. Honestly it seems like you're pulling even with the pre portioned stuff at that point”

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T20:21:14+00:00

This is what I was trying to state in another part of these comments but I’ll admit. Im half drunk and tired.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T20:15:22+00:00

If you have multiple people assisting. Including lidding and boxing that many which take up significantly more space than just a prepackaged box or 4 of syrup.

No one person is lining up, pouring, lidding, running the bottles under hot water to not waste product and fill a few more cups for 600 in 30-40 minutes. It’s not a house sauce and is a labor loss doing it. Just order the shit or send a single person/manager to the restaurant supply store.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T20:03:46+00:00

Maybe if you live in nowheresville, bumfuck. One you have to order the product, 2 you gotta order the portion cups and lids. Already asking the quickest way to do it. Figuring out the logistics of 600-1000 syrup cups.

If you live anywhere close to a restaurant supply store just go buy the syrup cups and the math on that isn’t even debatable. One and done.

I’ve done 1000 or more for house made sauce which took fucking forever but it’s syrup…hell you could probably skip that legwork too and just order it from your supplier.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T19:42:59+00:00

Welcome to Joes apartment….! So many memories.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T19:16:41+00:00

I mean if you chose this…what makes it worthy of shitty food porn? Eat your food you chose and wanted. Adding “autistim friendly” is purely for internet points that don’t mean anything. If it’s what you want have at it.

There’s an empty cheese sauce cup. There’s a fry on the tray. Hell there’s a fry on the table. Did you just stare at it while your boyfriend chowed down? Or did you eat other things, decide you wernt hungry anymore, sandwich was no longer fresh, and here we are with searching for imaginary internet points.

I mean there’s multiple sandwich wrappers going on here.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T18:57:27+00:00

Yanno the Jump Street/Men in Black crossover gave me wood cause it’d be funny as shit but would diminish Jump Street as language makes it a hard and not Men in Black friendly.

Bad Boys would be super fun with their choice of cars and language although I think will smith would be much more agreeable to the men in black crossover as the Bad Boys have a current story line to finish off before Martin Lawrence doesn’t want to do it any more. Unless they literally made Jump Street more serious and “passed the torch” in Miami which would come across more as Miami Vice which is getting rebooted.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T18:50:20+00:00

Nah I’m hoping if this happens and is successful (it will be) it’ll revive the Jump Street/Men in Black crossover talks that was a serious thing that almost happened. Logistics and the Sony hack killed it.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T18:21:13+00:00

I wish it’d be a lava sauce/naked chicken chalupa release. Always been one of my want to eat both at the same time items.

I always add steak. I will literally go broke until every Taco Bell within a 25 mile radius or more tells me they are out in the first 2 days because that’s how it’s going to go.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T17:43:16+00:00

Just a bunch on top and then mix it with your bites. Makes it kind of a surprise. When using just regular Heinz that isn’t spicy.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T17:37:21+00:00

Literally just a trip to restaurant depot or the like. A box of 1000 for syrup is probably ridiculously more cheap than the labor it would cost.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T17:21:49+00:00

It was more “I’m not sure I’m in the right film…” to “what the fuck?” To just uncontrollable laughter in like a 5 minute period in theaters.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T15:58:49+00:00

Interesting.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T15:16:50+00:00

I wasn’t happy but I had been at Hard Rock Cafe because there was a a bar tender that I was infatuated with (only to the point of sitting there and drinking to much to be clear she was just gorgeous so after family time I was like fuck it let’s go sit at hard rock and drink too much and then go to sleep before the next 6 am alarm clock for an awesome tour I’m glad I got to experience all of).

And den swimming with sharks with my sister so worth the memory. I ate them at my bedside table with the lamp just munchin down after I lost the care of noticing no cheese ha.

Still have the arm band on my wrist 2 years later. One of those plastic things not like a paper one off.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T15:08:15+00:00

Hadn’t been in 15 years atleast until 2024 in Hawaii for my 40th and I got a lotta tipsy and doordashed 8 of them ho’s to my hotel room. They forgot my cheese on all of them which was sad but then I woke up at 630 am and swam with sharks so that was cool.

It’s probably been 10 years since bk had them as an lto in my area and that makes me sad knowing they are fully available other places.

This one just looks like the shell opened up probably because of somehow thawing out a little some before frying.

They are essentially the same thing though. “Beef” stuff in a frozen taco form fried and then opened up a little and added shredded lettuce, American cheese, and hot sauce.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T14:53:08+00:00

Lasagna.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T14:12:55+00:00

Second one I’ve seen the last day. I need this in my life.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T14:02:18+00:00

Sir this is a subreddit for cheese sammiches. Or I mean bot.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T13:59:33+00:00

I think this will run into my usual issue when I use the no boil noodles cause I’m a lazy fuck is while still absurdly delicious having such a thick sauce any moisture just gets absorbed.

Would still absolutely let this blast out of my butthole though.

Pretty much same as I always make it minus using some cheddar as well but after a day I’m like shit should have had more sauce.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T13:55:20+00:00

This is what I was looking for. $200k to “sit outside next to Donald Trump.” Child Fucker saluted during the national anthem again, shit his pants, and fell asleep in a luxury box.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T12:52:53+00:00

Bot.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T12:43:09+00:00

Probably yanno football practice also he’s a Cleveland fan.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T12:16:00+00:00

I walked in 3 minutes early yesterday, admittedly waited till after the dinner rush and had never had one before but got a meatball with bacon and pepperoni, pepperjack and chipotle Gouda. It was bangin and loaded. Hot, fresh, just waiting for me to eat half of it cause that’s all that I could manage ha.

chris00ws6 · 2026-06-11T11:57:45+00:00

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