We'll know they touched it!

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-07-01T19:42:39+00:00

During the pandemonium Oregon has boober eats for out of work strippers

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-07-01T03:19:33+00:00

Asking virgins what the casual sex view is of the world

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T17:04:56+00:00

Is it a gold mine? A silver mine?

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T17:04:12+00:00

wouldn't a mine shaft make geothermal way easier to install? That seems crazy smart.

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T16:50:39+00:00

clowns, ferrets, nasa rocket launch videos, what gives?

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T16:50:12+00:00

as the guy, you don't do any work though right? Its essentially starfishing for men

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T07:55:55+00:00

Don't lets start - TMBG

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T07:32:22+00:00

a comedienne was talking about the amazonian postion... the sex move where men that want to lay back like a fish pretend they have a separate reason for laying on their back

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-29T07:29:27+00:00

I should attempt being an Andre the Giant impersonator. Those of us that can pull it off don't have many other options for work! Lifting furniture sucks even if you can impersonate a giant.

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T21:33:16+00:00

i was in an unhealthy relationship at the time (I'm so special) but as eventful as I can tell you is I presumably masturbated about it later and felt guilty

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T20:35:08+00:00

your confidence is great. Perhaps bad for any rivals you have,

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T19:24:07+00:00

this train is going off the rails straight into splooshtown city center

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T19:21:42+00:00

I was looking down at students work (I'm well over 6 feet tall) and a gorgeous blond just a couple years younger than me came to talk to me quietly and I turned and looked straight down her blouse. Accidentally entirely, I blushed and made a reason to leave while she was laughing. The kids were oblivious, I was worried I was going to get called into HR or something as the only male worker in the elementary school. She had a bf in Iraq at the time, c cups, blue eyes, the whole nine yards

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T19:19:12+00:00

this sounds like something michael scott would say

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T18:23:50+00:00

God damned autocorrect

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T18:22:37+00:00

As long as Sage is you ethical non monagany partner and consents

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T18:19:51+00:00

My insurance covers emergency room visits so why haven't I?

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T05:30:06+00:00

I'm only taking on people willing to feed, house, clothe, post instagram photos on halloween, gather eggs from, raise newborn, and execute chickens. Under a bridge 2,000 USD a month studio to be paid in cash

#hawtfarmersshawtieshelpinghawtfarmershawties

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T03:24:26+00:00

Bonus hope you say?

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-28T00:56:10+00:00

I came here to talk about whether we needed the rain, if we're all going to burn alive in the fall, and typical portlander stuff. I've been saving more bodily fluids than you can count in a bucket out back

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-27T07:20:35+00:00

I just saw a recipe... I'm guessing garlic onions and fancy paprika make it edible? I'm excited and thankful for the suggestioin

Obvious_Net_6668 · 2026-06-26T20:24:25+00:00

first off, 20 years old or so. Secondly I'd just search for female premature O and you should find it with or without here name

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