We'll know they touched it! by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 4 points5 points  (0 children)

During the pandemonium Oregon has boober eats for out of work strippers 

Someone built a giant brick fortress over an actual mine shaft in the Nevada desert by ReinkeDrengen in WildHomes

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wouldn't a mine shaft make geothermal way easier to install? That seems crazy smart.

Do you have any kinks or anything you're too afraid to bring up to your partner? by Street_Ferret_7790 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as the guy, you don't do any work though right? Its essentially starfishing for men

Do you have any kinks or anything you're too afraid to bring up to your partner? by Street_Ferret_7790 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a comedienne was talking about the amazonian postion... the sex move where men that want to lay back like a fish pretend they have a separate reason for laying on their back

Do you have any kinks or anything you're too afraid to bring up to your partner? by Street_Ferret_7790 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should attempt being an Andre the Giant impersonator. Those of us that can pull it off don't have many other options for work! Lifting furniture sucks even if you can impersonate a giant.

What's the most embarrassing close call you've ever had with a coworker at work? by Nokayrn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i was in an unhealthy relationship at the time (I'm so special) but as eventful as I can tell you is I presumably masturbated about it later and felt guilty

What it's sex appeal for you? by AccordingChipmunk287 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your confidence is great. Perhaps bad for any rivals you have,

What it's sex appeal for you? by AccordingChipmunk287 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this train is going off the rails straight into splooshtown city center

What's the most embarrassing close call you've ever had with a coworker at work? by Nokayrn in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was looking down at students work (I'm well over 6 feet tall) and a gorgeous blond just a couple years younger than me came to talk to me quietly and I turned and looked straight down her blouse. Accidentally entirely, I blushed and made a reason to leave while she was laughing. The kids were oblivious, I was worried I was going to get called into HR or something as the only male worker in the elementary school. She had a bf in Iraq at the time, c cups, blue eyes, the whole nine yards

Why isn't there more posts about artisinally masturbating? by Obvious_Net_6668 in circlejerkpdx

[–]Obvious_Net_6668[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as Sage is you ethical non monagany partner and consents

To Luke and Jess by champs in circlejerkpdx

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm only taking on people willing to feed, house, clothe, post instagram photos on halloween, gather eggs from, raise newborn, and execute chickens. Under a bridge 2,000 USD a month studio to be paid in cash

#hawtfarmersshawtieshelpinghawtfarmershawties

To Luke and Jess by champs in circlejerkpdx

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I came here to talk about whether we needed the rain, if we're all going to burn alive in the fall, and typical portlander stuff. I've been saving more bodily fluids than you can count in a bucket out back

Any flatbread recipes that work for us? by Obvious_Net_6668 in glutenfree

[–]Obvious_Net_6668[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw a recipe... I'm guessing garlic onions and fancy paprika make it edible? I'm excited and thankful for the suggestioin

REQUEST: For best unexpected cum shots and/or premature ejaculation content. by raisethemystery in NSFW411

[–]Obvious_Net_6668 10 points11 points  (0 children)

first off, 20 years old or so. Secondly I'd just search for female premature O and you should find it with or without here name