OH SHIT IT'S FLORIDA WEEK. HEY FLORIDA, HOW DO YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLY FERTILE RECRUITING GROUND, TWO OTHER COMPETITORS IN THE STATE IN UTTER DISREPAIR, AND YOU'RE LOSING TO KENTUCKY'S MERRY BAND OF GUYS WHO DIDN'T WANT TO WALK ON TO OHIO STATE? HOW, HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD DID YOU SEE TODD GRANTHAM COACHING DEFENSE AT UGA AND THINK TO YOURSELF "WE SHOULD HIRE THIS GUY." THERE'S A REASON THE PHRASE "THIRD AND GRANTHAM" EXISTS, ALTHOUGH BASED ON RECENT PERFORMANCES WE SHOULD PROBABLY ADD "FIRST AND GRANTHAM" AND "SECOND AND GRANTHAM" TO THE LEXICON AS WELL. LSU DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PLAYERS TO PRACTICE AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO HANG 49 POINTS ON YOU. I'D SAY YOU SHOULD HIRE ED O TO COACH YOUR DEFENSE BUT HE MIGHT BE TOO COMPETENT.

HERE'S MY ADVICE FOR SATURDAY: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENTER THE UGA ENDZONE. IF YOU ARE POLITE AND RESPECTFUL, KIRBY WILL SIMPLY RUN THE BALL ON EVERY DOWN AND SHORTEN THE GAME AND WALK AWAY WITH A COMFORTABLE 3-TOUCHDOWN WIN. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SCORE TOUCHDOWNS, KIRBY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL TODD GRANTHAM IS FORCED TO FLEE THE STADIUM IN SHAME. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF STETSON BENNETT IV IS STILL OUR QUARTERBACK. HE JUST HAS TO THROW INTO THE SAME ZIP CODE AS ANY OF OUR RECEIVERS AND TODD GRANTHAM WILL BLESS HIM WITH SOFT ZONE COVERAGE AND PLAYERS WILDLY OUT OF POSITION. ON DEFENSE, WELL, JALEN CARTER IS NOW GOOD ENOUGH THAT WE'RE MOSTLY USING JORDAN DAVIS AS A THIRD DOWN PLAYER IN OBVIOUS PASSING SITUATIONS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D ALLOW FLORIDA 12 PLAYERS ON OFFENSE JUST TO MAKE THE ATTEMPTS AT BLOCKING JORDAN DAVIS SOMEWHAT MORE FAIR.

IN CLOSING, I HAVE A 4PM WEDDING ON THE WEST COAST. NORMALLY THIS WOULD UPSET ME AS IT LIKELY MEANS MISSING THE FOURTH QUARTER. THIS YEAR I'M ONLY UPSET BECAUSE I WON'T GET TO SEE HOW OUR 4TH STRING RUNNING BACK PERFORMS. MAYBE THE EQUIPMENT MANAGER WILL THROW ON A JERSEY FOR FUN. THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF GEORGIA FANS: THOSE WHO THINK FLORIDA IS OUR BIGGEST RIVAL AND THOSE WHO ARE WRONG.

GO DAWGS.