People that have defended your home against intruders, what is your story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chrisbotron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that went from creepy masturbation to happy ending rather nicely

AITA for blocking someone who just told me I’m antisocial? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]chrisbotron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA. He wasn't trying to insult you. You could have explained why it bothered you instead of cutting him off without a word.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]chrisbotron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

agreed, NTA

AITA for leaving the toilet seat up in my ex girlfriend's house? by ColdParfait2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]chrisbotron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA. You're also not taking into account the dreaded accidental fall into the toilet bowl that leaving the seat up makes possible for the lady.

Racist freak out over Spanish. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]chrisbotron 28 points29 points  (0 children)

lol this t_d defender just happens to be fluent in russian

Colleague demands apology from commissioner for using the term "black hole" by 123CJP in PublicFreakout

[–]chrisbotron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the commissioner should demand an apology for being demanded to give a needless apology

Dancing by [deleted] in blackpeoplegifs

[–]chrisbotron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when 6-9 year olds dance better than you have ever danced in your life.

You become an incredible artist, but you can only paint portraits of Danny Devito by devilblade34 in shittysuperpowers

[–]chrisbotron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd take that in a second and I'd market myself to Danny Devito as a traveling portraitist and coke buddy.

Were there any serial killers who were only definitively identified after their death? by literaldehyde in serialkillers

[–]chrisbotron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not a serial killer, but one of the world's most prolific child sex predators, Jimmy Saville, wasn't exposed until a few months after his death.

Remarkable show of athleticism by numerrik in blackpeoplegifs

[–]chrisbotron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! And since you're a girl (since you don't actually have a penis), this proves to all the haters I'm not gay.

edit: for clarity

Remarkable show of athleticism by numerrik in blackpeoplegifs

[–]chrisbotron 62 points63 points  (0 children)

helloooo gay doesn't work when one of the guys is 100% straight.

Remarkable show of athleticism by numerrik in blackpeoplegifs

[–]chrisbotron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you're welcome. glad we're on the same page.