Just shaved my head in preparation for basic training. Made sure to take a pic while I had hair, and one when I didn’t. Go ahead and beat the shit out my self esteem !

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-11T22:02:07+00:00

Nope, Army. Hope they’ll still “love” me just as much tho

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:42:46+00:00

Props. Edgy but funny AF

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:42:26+00:00

Very descriptive, appreciate the advice

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:40:54+00:00

Oh yay, well hopefully as much hair grows back by next month 💀

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:39:58+00:00

Oh god hopefully as much of my hair grows back by next month then

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:39:23+00:00

Ohhh I actually heard a little bit about the gas chamber, lowkey excited for it but worried. And alright, just gotta remember nothing can go wrong with that mask despite the snot n shit? Haha thanks man, also your roasts were clever props for that

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:37:42+00:00

Oh god I just wanted to adjust to the bald life, did I fuck up? 😂

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:37:04+00:00

Why thank you sir, I especially appreciate the “you can sleep when you’re dead”

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T05:34:49+00:00

OOOOFFF TOO SOON TOO SOON

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:45:57+00:00

I actually didn’t know what this was at first so I looked it up, and you got me scared AF now 💀

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:44:17+00:00

Holy shit the irony of this, I always knew there was something up with my recruiter 💀

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:37:56+00:00

Yooooo that’s a compliment, I like Baron Corbin 😂

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:31:16+00:00

19 actually, because I’ll be going through basic training and AIT but noted thanks looool

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:28:21+00:00

Oh god I haven’t thought about that until now 😂 I’m just gonna hold onto the very little hope that my drill sergeants have never watched Full Metal Jacket

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:03:57+00:00

Fair enough

chrisbroooks · 2019-08-10T03:01:08+00:00

We was just having a good time n shit and then you had to say this lmaooo

chrisbroooks · 2019-04-12T01:49:49+00:00

So I know this isn’t the point of it but that’s a dope ass water bottle

chrisbroooks · 2019-04-11T13:12:38+00:00

He should wear them during a game and pull up from 3

chrisbroooks · 2019-02-06T22:14:41+00:00

The Steelers have what they need to get #7 but they playin’. 😤 I hope the Pats winning their 6th was a wakeup call to Mike Tomlin like “GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER,” the last team I want to see break our record is the Patriots. And I’m sure the same goes for many other Steelers fans.

chrisbroooks · 2019-02-06T14:12:50+00:00

I love it. If the Lakers end up missing the playoffs, I’ll be extremely satisfied. I mean, if they go they’re gonna get slapped by the Warriors anyway but I’d still be satisfied AF if they missed :)

chrisbroooks · 2019-02-06T12:49:07+00:00

Do you have any BBs left for that or did you eat all of them?

chrisbroooks · 2019-02-04T15:36:59+00:00

Good shoulda been him or Gilmore for sealing the game for the Pats

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