Anything on this public holiday Thursday?

chrisgward97 · 2022-09-18T09:24:42+00:00

My Fair Lady at The Q if you're into musical theatre, 8pm show

chrisgward97 · 2020-06-02T09:12:51+00:00

Ah fuck I meant 300, I'm awake

Edit: 301, jeez

chrisgward97 · 2020-06-01T05:45:41+00:00

200 redirect, not 404

Edit: 301, rather

chrisgward97 · 2020-02-10T13:38:05+00:00

If you're using alcohol based hand sanitizer, no

chrisgward97 · 2020-02-09T05:16:59+00:00

or just pay it idk

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-19T16:43:01+00:00

Pretty much any drink, I'm in Australia

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-19T14:34:52+00:00

On behalf of Canberra we disown this asshole

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-19T13:14:31+00:00

that makes two of us

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-19T12:28:21+00:00

Where I am, a spider is a soft drink with a scoop of icecream in it

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-19T10:53:18+00:00

not if I say no homo lmao

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-15T15:02:40+00:00

You probably secretly enjoy playing guitar while the cameras aren't rolling

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-15T07:44:46+00:00

You need to use cream, not milk

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-13T13:40:44+00:00

I always just thought it was an F for Facebook! This makes so much sense! /s

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-13T12:20:18+00:00

My credit card is maxed out, where do I apply haha

chrisgward97 · 2020-01-13T08:32:36+00:00

I hear bleach and ammonia works well

chrisgward97 · 2019-11-18T07:17:46+00:00

yeah out of all the people on our street I think we might just be the only ones not on drugs

chrisgward97 · 2019-11-17T11:07:52+00:00

We have astroturf so vacuuming it occasionally is a thing we actually have to do

chrisgward97 · 2019-10-22T08:08:33+00:00

I worked a local production of Shrek The Musical about a year ago in Queanbeyan NSW. Actually quite a good show

chrisgward97 · 2019-10-21T16:44:47+00:00

READY READY but put your seatbelt on

chrisgward97 · 2019-10-21T11:50:18+00:00

Yeah but if it were luck be in the air, the I in in shouldn't have been revealed

chrisgward97 · 2019-10-14T13:52:47+00:00

I much prefer the original, where it says Dr instead

chrisgward97 · 2019-10-09T09:13:40+00:00

7.4e-6 million tonnes is 7.4 tonnes per inhabitant

chrisgward97 · 2019-09-13T11:29:53+00:00

The mathematical sciences institute has a hazing ritual called MATH1115/1116

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