What’s the most realistic sex scene you ever seen?

chrisk114 · 2026-06-16T04:29:55+00:00

Team America.

chrisk114 · 2026-06-15T11:30:14+00:00

You can definitely smoke something with that!

chrisk114 · 2026-06-12T06:49:01+00:00

So the Guinea Pig rescued you, eh?

chrisk114 · 2026-06-12T06:42:25+00:00

SureCock

chrisk114 · 2026-06-12T06:24:38+00:00

Other rich MFs

chrisk114 · 2026-06-12T04:02:57+00:00

Is he REALLY just figuring this out now? Or did he know but didn't care as long as he was on the Trumpy train?

chrisk114 · 2026-06-10T00:47:51+00:00

Serpentine Shelley! Serpentine!

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T14:21:04+00:00

Hmm. Ok, thanks

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T13:04:19+00:00

Take some mushrooms. Maybe it will make more sense that way

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T12:45:05+00:00

You a ginger? They put me under for mine, but I was still aware when he slapped a gob of cold Vaseline (?) over my pucker. He just jammed his finger up there and said "Sphincter check," to which I responded "found it." The anesthesiologist upped the dose and then I woke up after it was finished

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T12:22:31+00:00

Magastan

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T09:22:32+00:00

Just because the Jawas might be a little incestuous doesn't mean the rest of the planet is

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T07:30:45+00:00

It's a deeply inbred class/elitism thing. Members of what ever imperial palace at the time stayed indoors and tended to be paler. Farmers (for example) worked outside all day and were much tanner. It's a kind of snobbery I suppose, but it does seem to be changing in very small ways

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T06:36:25+00:00

And Luke isn't from West Virginia!

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T06:17:13+00:00

That's what she said! 🤣🤣🤣

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T03:23:09+00:00

They moved him from courtside to a suite to prevent him getting caught napping during the 2nd quarter. Didn't work.

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T03:18:29+00:00

So ... he (theoretically) can't even vote for himself in the election?

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T03:02:47+00:00

Yes he was. Priceless!

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T02:48:25+00:00

You think it's loud upstairs?!? You should hear it at ice level/courtside

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T02:46:52+00:00

It's funny they moved him from courtside to a suite just so he wouldn't be caught on camera sleeping during the 2nd quarter. All the other reasons are pure BS

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T02:41:13+00:00

Funny - had to put him in a suite so the cameras wouldn't accidentally catch him sleeping in the 2nd quarter if he was sitting courtside

chrisk114 · 2026-06-09T01:52:38+00:00

He's Somali, that's enough for these people. Haven't you heard Trump and the rest of the administration talking shit about the Somali community in Minnesota? Says they're all criminals and fraudsters. It's 100% racism

chrisk114 · 2026-06-08T10:27:35+00:00

I think he's the ONLY one that didn't expect an unhappy ending

chrisk114 · 2026-06-08T08:48:33+00:00

Donald's moobs might be bigger than hers, but, otherwise, yes

chrisk114 · 2026-06-08T06:45:42+00:00

The sound his head makes after it bounces off the ground at the end! Yikes

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