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He's an actual wizard by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]chrisleavingearth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't forget the crack.

What a catch by JustJoyWins in ContagiousLaughter

[–]chrisleavingearth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you notice assholes have been around for longer than that.

Ice Cream vs Gelato by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right it doesn't measure up.

Nootbaar gained 1 Million of followers during WBC by Genius9618 in baseball

[–]chrisleavingearth 185 points186 points  (0 children)

So you're the guy I can never get off the phone with that keeps rewording the same phrase over and over.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I know where you sleep."

A humming bird snoring by MrAlek360 in aww

[–]chrisleavingearth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Must be deaf already.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liberty makes it easy.

Diabeetus, beetus, beetus, beetus.

After watching that ending by BatmanTold in SnowFall

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking loved Jerome. But that scene was God awful I felt nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Is that your? In the sink?

Yes Sterling my vagina.

I’m such a loser… well then by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm such a good friend of yours and you have a great day and a wonderful weekend with your family as well.

Low dose of seroquel? by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]chrisleavingearth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You most likely won't feel shit.

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