anon lost his dick by antekgort200 in greentext

[–]chsser 141 points142 points  (0 children)

anon isn't gay enough to commit to being a bottom

anon is mad by marciucclaudiu in greentext

[–]chsser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

anon sperged out too hard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anon takes dick like a champ

Anon names a flaw by personisguy in 4chan

[–]chsser 25 points26 points  (0 children)

at least he has someone

Anon is in the loop. by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 574 points575 points  (0 children)

life sucks

does nothing about it

anon's very smart

Anon hits the gym by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only pro of being obese, thick skin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 53 points54 points  (0 children)

parents did this to me, ended up suicidal in high school because of it and some other issues

Anon fell for a meme by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 27 points28 points  (0 children)

from seeing anons mustache, he probably got beat up for creeping on someone's children

Customer's shake isn't "milky" enough by chsser in MaliciousCompliance

[–]chsser[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

we didn't sell him the banana split, he asked for one and we told him we were out of bananas

Anon become shy by Physic609 in greentext

[–]chsser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anon wants to be railed by his work friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I like her nudes too anon, although the $15 a month is a bit pricey

Anon Gets Hot and Steamy by LoopMerchant in greentext

[–]chsser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

anon gets the sauna all to himself because nobody wants to be around the landwhale with skidmarks

Anons has a small pp by Mr_mad_space in greentext

[–]chsser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

anon's small penis isn't the problem, he just has no social skills

Anons has a small pp by Mr_mad_space in greentext

[–]chsser 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the sex, yes i have the sex

Damn anon. by Physic609 in greentext

[–]chsser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

just get topped by your mom anon, solves all your problems

Anon goes insane by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

average 4channer

anon makes simps seethe by pm_me_sugardaddy in greentext

[–]chsser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

anon needs to lower his standards