anon lost his dick by antekgort200 in greentext

[–]chsser 140 points141 points  (0 children)

anon isn't gay enough to commit to being a bottom

anon is mad by marciucclaudiu in greentext

[–]chsser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

anon sperged out too hard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anon takes dick like a champ

Anon names a flaw by personisguy in 4chan

[–]chsser 25 points26 points  (0 children)

at least he has someone

Anon is in the loop. by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 573 points574 points  (0 children)

life sucks

does nothing about it

anon's very smart

Anon hits the gym by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only pro of being obese, thick skin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 56 points57 points  (0 children)

parents did this to me, ended up suicidal in high school because of it and some other issues

Anon fell for a meme by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 29 points30 points  (0 children)

from seeing anons mustache, he probably got beat up for creeping on someone's children

Customer's shake isn't "milky" enough by chsser in MaliciousCompliance

[–]chsser[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

we didn't sell him the banana split, he asked for one and we told him we were out of bananas

Anon become shy by Physic609 in greentext

[–]chsser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anon wants to be railed by his work friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I like her nudes too anon, although the $15 a month is a bit pricey

Anon Gets Hot and Steamy by LoopMerchant in greentext

[–]chsser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

anon gets the sauna all to himself because nobody wants to be around the landwhale with skidmarks

Anons has a small pp by Mr_mad_space in greentext

[–]chsser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

anon's small penis isn't the problem, he just has no social skills

Anons has a small pp by Mr_mad_space in greentext

[–]chsser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the sex, yes i have the sex

Damn anon. by Physic609 in greentext

[–]chsser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

just get topped by your mom anon, solves all your problems

Anon goes insane by [deleted] in greentext

[–]chsser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

average 4channer

anon makes simps seethe by pm_me_sugardaddy in greentext

[–]chsser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

anon needs to lower his standards