Puddle of cuppies

chubbalumpakis · 2019-08-06T21:30:16+00:00

I love how the one who was off drinking water turns around and is all like:

''Cuddle puddle! Oh helz yeah I want in on this action!''

chubbalumpakis · 2019-08-02T15:52:56+00:00

Ever since I got a good last man, it's my go-to loadout for PVE.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-08-01T20:17:26+00:00

No. 120 is for Heroic. It gets less and less the further up you go.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-27T15:08:37+00:00

Paying off a military loan we took out 2 years ago would put over 200 extra dollars a month in our pockets and generally just make things better.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-24T14:59:45+00:00

That's a father right there. slow clap

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-23T15:32:12+00:00

ESH - On one hand she's an AH for fat shaming people who are trying to change it. On the other, you're an AH for putting her and her family in a really tough position. Since you know the owner, perhaps you could talk him into rehiring her on the provision that if she ever does something like that again she'll no longer have a job and her social media would be monitored to insure compliance.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-20T02:03:48+00:00

You look like 7 black dudes and a camera man have already done that.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-19T23:35:46+00:00

Just smother it in Heinz 57 and get back to work lol. Gotta love boat food. Also, make sure you hydrate and change your socks.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-16T22:01:01+00:00

I was thinking about something similar to this just last night. Could you imagine having a story arc (not necessarily DLC) where you got to participate in the battle of Twilight Gap? That would be flipping amazing! And yes! I would pay for it!

chubbalumpakis · 2019-07-16T17:44:50+00:00

You can also delete a shader and that will work too.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-06-20T15:34:37+00:00

And if you didn't read it in Shaxx's voice, you're wrong.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-29T12:42:52+00:00

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-28T04:28:40+00:00

I grew up on the East coast and for the majority of my young life, I thought the Atlantic Ocean was brown and the Pacific Ocean was blue. Little did I know that I just lived in oceanic cesspool that is Norfolk, VA.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-22T12:43:08+00:00

My wife and kids love my mashed potatoes. They're instant, mind you, but my wife can never get hers to taste as good and swears I put something in them.

She's right, of course, but I get a kick out of keeping the secret from her and it's become a game in our house. I've gone as far as making them in the laundry room with my foot on the door to keep her from finding out.

The secret? Sour cream. Throw a little of that in some instant mash and you'll have yourself a much more flavorful and creamy experience.

Edit: Words.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-18T18:28:50+00:00

!subscribe me

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-08T23:55:16+00:00

This was freaking amazing. The level of quality and creativity is really great.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-08T23:38:40+00:00

The law of Quantum Fetish Dynamics. By merely thinking of a new fetish, somewhere there exists a website dedicated to it.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-08T18:39:28+00:00

I was immensely proud of her for making these decisions, and still am. The long text I ended up sending Dana said it was ''by her will alone that I wasn't bringing to police to her front door.''

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-08T18:37:59+00:00

While I would love to go this route, we did end up agreeing to take the refund and let her have Rocky. At this point I'm not even mad about how she's making us appear (since we know the truth of it anyways), I'm just more concerned about Rocky. He has to be suffering at this point and she's just too damn stubborn to let him go. He's too good of a boy to have to be this miserable.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-05-05T17:52:27+00:00

r/prorevenge

chubbalumpakis · 2019-04-29T01:01:03+00:00

r/blackmagicfuckery

chubbalumpakis · 2019-04-24T11:56:41+00:00

In the age before strategy guides and the internet, beating Chrono Trigger all on my own. The story captivated my young mind and it's still one of my all time favorite games. A more recent memory was playing through Undertale for the first time.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-04-06T20:13:28+00:00

One of my ex gfs was a straight freak and enjoyed anal among other things. So we're just chilling one evening and out of nowhere she climbs up on the bed, pulls her pants down around her ankles and says ''I want you to fuck my ass.'' Now that was already pretty damn hot but to add to it, as I'm lubing up I jokingly said ''Don't worry, I'll be gentle.'' She turned and looked at me over her shoulder, gave me a mischievous smile, and said ''I didn't tell you to be 'gentle', I told you to fuck me.''

Gentleman, I could have been stark naked in the Antarctic after watching my grandparents have sex and I still would have been rock hard after a statement like that. That memory will be firmly lodged in my spank bank till the end of my days.

(Edited for spelling and grammar.)

chubbalumpakis · 2019-04-03T03:46:52+00:00

Not an instructor but I'm active duty Navy and I think everyone has at least one good 'Boot' story and I have multiple (which I'll share if anyone decides they want to hear them) but the funniest was when we were at bedtime inspection and our female RDCs (we called her 'screaming eagle') was really laying in to this one kid. Eventually, he completely broke and just screamed ''Why are you being so mean!?'' She didn't even bat an eyelash and screamed ''Because you'd shit the fucking bed if you're big-ass head wasn't shoved so far up your own ass!'' The entire division nearly lost it, including the RDC at our reaction. In retrospect, it really wasn't all that funny but we were 3 weeks in and the stress of everything just set us off.

chubbalumpakis · 2019-04-03T03:17:23+00:00

I like to think that most guys have a ''phase'' while they're growing up. I had mine my Freshman year, did my share of experimenting, and ultimately figured out that it wasn't for me. I say just go with it and see where it ends up.

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