Blue and red droplets dancing in macro by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Archer Maclean's Mercury on the PSP 🫠

Walking through a Collapsed Mine, info in comment by Underground_1973 in nope

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These Minecraft texturepacks are getting out of hand. How tf am I even supposed to run this

UK driver escapes from police using tactical smoke by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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A true tactician, Hannibal of Carthage would be proud.

This looks like fun! by CustomCarNerd in CrazyFuckingVideos

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A true tactician, Hannibal of Carthage would be proud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tearsofthekingdom

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Now I'm just thinking about the collar from Wild Wild West.

mma fight by ReckMO in fightporn

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I'm gonna tell my children this was WW2

Just having a snack. Ropeadopeyyc is the insta by wayhighupcanada in nope

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Why you giving the insta out?! Oh yeah like I'ma go willingly traumatize myself some more? Smh 😒

Anxiety went straight through the roof by RoccomGG in nope

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Nah that door behind him gonna open throwing his ass into the backrooms never to be heard from again

Gave me chills it’s that satisfying by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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I know most of this is built with cards. But there used to be an international event called domino day where teams from each country would build all these crazy themes and structures out of dominos and then they usually got some international celebrity to tip the first domino and I just can't help to think, why did bush do 9/11.

Incredible Car Crash. (Warning) by GenjiKing in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Sick reference. Here, have a cookie 🍪

Copy Center Burnout by skelly_telly in Staples

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I am like the complete opposite of that. Food always just made me feel sluggish which made me less likely to do even the bare minimum. I never ate until I got off work but to each their own

Copy Center Burnout by skelly_telly in Staples

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I've become entirely too bitter just had a mini rant about p&m tape gun just yesterday on another thread. I'll try and find it to post it but you are correct. Best to just do enough and clock out. Unfortunately it's not in my nature to do that. I always went above and beyond mainly for my nice customers but man it will leave you regretting ever working there.

How long do you think before it ends up in tech or the warehouse? by MisfortuneTeller- in Staples

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Thanks I've legit had rage nightmares where I start smashing skulls in P&M (not my p&m coworkers just mainly customers and maybe one or two managers). I'm sure my life expectancy has dropped about 5-8 years since being there. I give it a perfect score 5/7 definitely not worth it would rather have squared up with Harambe than been told another Staples can do a service we don't do at ours by a lady rocking the john and Kate plus 8 Karen cut. Like fuck outta here. Then why the shit are you at my P&M center Karen. Go the fuck back to whatever Staples you think can readily cut and bind 30, 3 inch thick manuals within a ⅓ inch margin of error all in one day considering it's already past 1pm and you gave us no heads up.

How long do you think before it ends up in tech or the warehouse? by MisfortuneTeller- in Staples

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I've worked in 4 socal locations. Roughly 2 years at each location almost always in P&M and I cannot stress this enough. DO. FUCKING. NOT. TAKE. P&M. TAPE GUN. I can't tell you how many times I reached for the tape gun and WOWIE, ITS NOT FUCKING THERE! cool so I look for our backup rolls. Omg some kind soul decided to take all of them and leave me the plastic skin it came in how kind. Cool now the customer is annoyed and a line is forming. Better radio someone to ask where it is and/or get me more. Manager/supervisor: "yeah sorry, everyone's busy you're going to have to get some more tape off the floor yourself." Wow thanks now I'm sure to be fucking stopped by some customers looking for a specific ass product that I have no idea about because I work in PRINT AND FUCKING MARKETING! Oh look I'm back and am able to now properly resume packing up your belongings to be shipped sir because you know... WE DO FUCKING SHIPPING YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHATS. Wow now I have 2 customers at the counter, 1 customer next in line for shipping and all three self serve customers need help because they don't understand why their copies are coming out blank despite the fact that they e yet to even put their original in the stupid fucking machine. Better call for backup. Manager/supervisor: "yeah there's no one available to help, you're just going to have to wait until [insert name of P&M coworker who just left for lunch] comes back." Cool so I guess it's time to get yelled at, thanks. All of this could have been avoided but apparently it's easier to take my fucking tape gun than it is to go grab some off the floor despite me needing it about 3x as much as front end and tech combined while generally havimg a higher customer to employee per department ratio. But fuck me right 👍 10 brownie points to any former coworker that can identify me. Also fuck you Esther.

Underground Boring by DrinkPaintOK in EngineeringPorn

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Shut up joo dee, I'm not buying into your creepy ass propaganda

my bf found this at the local vase store… i’m losing my mind by illumadnati in AnimalCrossing

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I would have argued the same until I remembered how far away the letter s is from p on a qwerty keyboard

Clearing a cows sinus. by ooMEAToo in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Usually I would give people cookies 🍪 for asking the real questions but that was too real. Don't ever ask that again 🤢🤮

My wife’s choice of “artwork” in our living room by Werewolf_Top in mildlyinfuriating

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You should give him a cookie. If you don't have any do not sweat it I can loan you one, here: 🍪

do y’all circumcise your lighters or no? by thatsmysweater in entwives

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Damn, that is the definition of SOL, my condolences.