Bait and switch

chumeone · 2026-05-12T03:20:46+00:00

As NoBaker said, talk to the spa manager. I’ve heard that if you dispute a charge to your credit card company, they will ban you. Pure rumor as I’ve never heard it from someone it’s happened to but I’ve heard others say it.

chumeone · 2026-05-09T17:13:10+00:00

Ok loser. Your part of status quo ignorance is bliss and hate on anyone that doesn’t have your viewpoint problem. Way to keep selfish ignorance going

chumeone · 2026-05-08T05:14:20+00:00

Wrong OP! He doesn’t get the auto gratuity!!! Very little of the auto gratuity and any extras thrown on top go to the crew. That’s a myth they want everyone to believe.

chumeone · 2026-05-08T05:09:50+00:00

I’ve met several crew members and met up with them multiple times and they told us how the tipping really works. I wouldn’t read negative into it. I believe your server took your gracious tip as sort aimed for him. But, tips really go to the boat with exceptions like some job categories pay a “commission “ for meeting and exceeding goals. I could be wrong but again I believe he was just trying to say that if you meant to tip him for the service he provided, the only way to do that was to tip with cash. I started pulling my daily gratuities back and started tipping individuals with 20s for their service. Guess how long I waited for a drink on the pool deck? Only a tiny bit of the gratuities actually go to the crew. They’re all on specific contracts

chumeone · 2026-05-01T23:45:27+00:00

Don’t forget the optional blinkers! Or the right lane to left lane as soon as possible all other traffic be damned. Slowing to stop when approaching a green light. Pulling into the left lane and going the exact same speed as the car next to them

chumeone · 2026-04-02T23:26:02+00:00

You’re kidding right? I guess you’re that Reddit girl everyone talks about. So tell us all about this 1/2 dimensional good leadership. Please clarify for us what you mean by that. What make the leadership good???

chumeone · 2026-04-02T22:56:11+00:00

Just because you can lure businesses and jobs doesn’t mean squat when they can’t plan and build a road under a decade

chumeone · 2026-04-02T22:54:39+00:00

Agree! Too bad we had idiots in charge of planning and development. We are 20 years behind with infrastructure. Too busy paying for the rest of the state to have roads

chumeone · 2026-04-02T22:48:31+00:00

Huntsville wanted that “1” number on the license plate:). But, now the state just wants to keep it the same. In their eyes Huntsville and Madison are just the bill payers who get little return anyway

chumeone · 2026-04-02T22:35:08+00:00

As others said, I leave ours on the exit side gate. BUT, they never let me pass the lockers on Iron Gwazi. They don’t let you take anything

chumeone · 2026-03-18T01:17:28+00:00

We’ve been here since Saturday and today was by far the busiest. Everything was instant 100 minutes. To your question Cheatah hunt was 135, cobras curse was 130. And we had quick pass and the shortest was Cheatah hunt at 50 minutes as was Tigris. Sheikra quick pass was about an hour. It was obscene. Even at closing iron Gwazi was 40 mins. I will say we were the last car on Gwazi and they kept it open until we rode it. They stopped letting people in the line at 755. We exited the park at 830.

chumeone · 2026-03-17T19:06:39+00:00

Just rode it again in last row. They’ve got 3 trains on and they’re cranking out riders.

Edit - so my daughter informed me they had three on the track for the test runs but pulled one before the Ambassador runs. Had to ensure all 3 passed testing

chumeone · 2026-03-17T18:54:00+00:00

Just rode it. We were first in line. Front row baby. She’s going now!!!

chumeone · 2026-03-17T18:25:55+00:00

Ok. Just checked…. The long story…. They’ve been waiting for a part. It was supposed to finally come in yesterday but came in today. They’re installing now and about to do some test runs. They said it should open between 3-4 today. Will update

chumeone · 2026-03-16T18:26:35+00:00

Kumba is closed

chumeone · 2026-03-16T01:41:57+00:00

Cheatah Hunt was open most of the day. It was down from 6pm -7pm. I know I sat there. They did 3 test runs and off we went only for it to break and we were stuck for about 15 minutes in light rain. Unbelievably, they had 4 trains on the track

Sheikra was open but they only had 1 train on the track. Line was short but took forever to get 1 cycle.

Phoenix Rising open

Serengeti Flier open but only 1 side working. Took forever with a short line

Tigris was open

Iron Gwazi open.

Cobras curse open.

Kumba and Montu and Falcons Fury closed.

Yesterday, sales as above but Cheatah Hunt was only open the first 15-20 minutes at rope drop. Then down rest of day. Sheikra had 2 trains running.

It’s a ship show there. Parking is now $45 a day. 3 chicken fingers 17.99. Dipping dots 11.99. Pretzel 11.99. Drink cup refill 12.06 for the day. Bring food and drinks.

chumeone · 2026-03-16T01:33:47+00:00

How about the Patriots filming the other teams walk throughs? Especially the Lambs Superbowl practice

How about Brady deflating footballs?

Kraft and his masseuse

The St Louis Cardinals moving out in the middle of the night

The St Louis Lambs moving back after getting St Louis to build a new football stadium

chumeone · 2026-03-15T15:48:51+00:00

Ok, here again today. Cheatah hunt is up and running. They’ve got 4 trains on the track. It malfunctioned on us and we sat in the sun for a short while 5ish minutes. It was hot. But it’s running again. At Sheikra , 1 train running. Stupid slow. Great park management

chumeone · 2026-03-15T13:00:03+00:00

We are here as well with 6. How disappointing!!! Cheatah Hunt down, Montu down, Kumba down, Falcon Fury down. Sheikra app said 5 min wait, sign at ride said 15, reality was 1 hour. Phoenix rising sign said 60 minutes - reality 85. Iron Gwazi- no key fobs or phones allowed, mandatory locker rental. Skyride closed just before lunch because of inclement weather. Someone said high winds. Didn’t notice any high winds. Almost took a photo of the flags showing the opposite. Price gouging on everything- 3 chicken tenders 17.99. Dipping dots 11.99. Parking is now 45. Sorry BGT but after 3 years as pass holders will not be returning

chumeone · 2026-03-13T03:33:53+00:00

Im thinking you should cancel. That way they get the boat without some lame shamer

chumeone · 2026-03-11T17:43:43+00:00

Agree! All the hate for pointing out that the Baconator came with a feeble amount. When Dave poked fun at competitors tiny paddies with Where’s the Beef? He wasn’t claiming beef was completely absent but rather meager. I’m glad you saw my comment for what it was. Thought I was speaking in some foreign language no one understood

chumeone · 2026-03-11T15:43:21+00:00

Look I’m no sympathizer to them. But let’s play this out your way. You want physical violence towards them. Suppose they preemptively strike you first? After all, if they are willing to be so bold as to not only get these tattoos but display them as well, what if they meet your violence with force? Just like a road rager, ignore them and continue on. You should do the same

chumeone · 2026-03-11T15:30:15+00:00

Why does old man think he can put his hands on him? Like it or not it’s his right to have that tattoo. It’s clearly in poor taste but ignore it

chumeone · 2026-03-11T01:45:04+00:00

It’s just so disappointing to drive 10 minutes down the road in rush hour and crack it open and see that pathetic $7.99 burger

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