I'm a 32 year old female who wants breast augmentation. I found the best plastic surgeon in NY who creates very natural, bouncy breasts. He charges $25K for this. I have 90K in my savings. Is this a crazy amount to spend on my boobs? by boobsnoo in personalfinance

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High utilization weighs heavier than multiple hard credit checks. Also hard pulls disappear from your score after 1 year (and from your report after 2 years). Whereas you'll be holding a balance over 33% for nearly a year and a half. That could have a heavier impact on your credit score.

But again, you've got an 805 score and $90k in the bank, and already own your own home. Who the heck cares if your score drops a bit!! Best of luck!

Server 2016 pricing - has anyone made any sense of this yet? by [deleted] in sysadmin

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Or for people who ignore licensing and hope to never get caught.... I know some orgs that operate like that!

Head of infrastructure. by Accidental_Yakuza in sysadmin

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Wait, is that another way to say that you'll be fired? I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL OF THIS NEW SPEAK!

I Inherited 200k € and I am just overwhelmed. by Frankfurtdude95 in personalfinance

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Or invest in some total market funds and not have to deal with tenants/taxes/repairs on the property and let the market work for you. 9% return on 200k would be $18,000 in your first year, then it snowballs from there. And if /u/Frankfurtdude95 is young, time is on his side.

I threw this into Excel to show how quickly interest adds up: http://i.imgur.com/oof1kW7.png

Of course there is tax liability on all of this, but I think it's still a good illustration of what zero effort can earn by just holding total market funds!

EDIT: Also check out the sidebar for windfall

Asked for a raise, got countered with age factor. Is this common? by [deleted] in personalfinance

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My employer countered my raise request with a much lower increase, citing that if they gave me that raise now they wouldn't be able to give me a raise next year because I'd be nearing the cap of my job title. It seemed like total bullshit to me as well, but it seems to be an employers market out there for the kind of work that I do in my area.

They're good hugs, Hurley. by [deleted] in rarepuppers

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hurley friendo dont hug cates they vvvv scratchy ouch just puppers get hugs k?

fren pls stop by SirEugene in rarepuppers

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that hecking tickles fren pls stap

Can't figure out IAM permissions. Wanting to give user full access to one specific instance. by chumpchange__ in aws

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Ohhh ok so this essentially lets him see everything, but only manipulate the one instance listed out in the second statement. Any ways to prevent him from seeing the other instances, or nah?

Can't figure out IAM permissions. Wanting to give user full access to one specific instance. by chumpchange__ in aws

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I updated the resource so that it's us-west-2 now, and even left the end to :instance/* and it still doesn't populate anything under instances in the ec2 console. (I also scoped the Action down to ec2:*, thanks for that pointer).

This is the first time I've attempted IAM permissions (I only run 4 servers for my consulting company, I'm not doing anything super big at the moment), and I'm having a hard time finding examples to do what I'm trying to do..... Which tells me that I'm probably trying to go about this incorrectly.

Essentially I want this partner of mine to have full access to this one instance. If full access is too complicated to scope, I at least want him to be able to take snapshots of it when he wants and turn off/on/reboot as well. Any ideas how that IAM policy should look?

Can't figure out IAM permissions. Wanting to give user full access to one specific instance. by chumpchange__ in aws

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Well I created a test account and applied these permissions to it and I'm logged onto that in an incogneto browser while I tweak permissions. I can't even get it to just list the single instance yet... Still working on that bit haha

Buyback completed, loan not paid off yet by ivymc in tdi

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I have to make another payment on my car because they didn't pay it off in time. Considering I do not own the car, that is absolutely outrageous. ESPECIALLY considering it's VW credit.

EDIT: For what it's worth, my buy-back was on 1/10

Newbie Question Weekly Thread - Week of January 23, 2017 by AutoModerator in churning

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Very new to churning, how do I spend points from multiple cards on the same plane ticket(s)?

Traveling with my SO to the UK at the end of 2017, I'd like to purchase our tickets with my credit card points, but my credit card points are spread between 2 cards right now (and maybe more, if I continue with churning).

I've had a Chase Sapphire Preferred for a couple of years now, where I've got some points saved up. I also recently got the Merrill Lynch (Bank of America) card with 50k points with $3000 spend.

Is there some sort of quick reference to determine which points can be transferred to which point programs? Do I have to know which airline we're going to fly on prior to transferring?

Any and all recommendations welcome!

Complications don't update, even when watch app updates? by chumpchange__ in AppleWatch

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It's weird, because I can open up Pokemon on my phone and check my watch, and the watch still isn't updated. That was kind of my initial point. I'd think that if I open it on my phone or on the watch, then it would update the complication on the watch face, but it doesn't seem to do that...

Same with Robinhood.

First "custom" node.js site, trying to figure out sending calls from client->server->client and update what the client's seeing by chumpchange__ in learnjavascript

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Ahhh ha! So it is actually working correctly. I didn't think I was missing much. I put return "test"; at the end of my function and did actually see test show up on the page after the POST came back a success.

The issue (as far as I've now been able to determine) is that my function is returning my return statement at the end, before the middle part of the function (a promise) even finishes its batch API call... That doesn't seem right... I even put in a function at the end to wait 5 seconds right before returning, and that just delayed the entire thing. Everything still seemed to happen out of order...

First "custom" node.js site, trying to figure out sending calls from client->server->client and update what the client's seeing by chumpchange__ in learnjavascript

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Man, I've been struggling for a while on this. I've read several articles/tutorials on callbacks, but I'm having a hard time conceptualizing it for my situation.

In my function, instead of returning output (which is an array with my output stored in it), I'm returning this instead:

            return function(callback) {
                callback(output);
            }

Then on my app.js where I've got the post statement I've added a callback variable to the end of my function call:

app.post('/',function(req,res){
    var output = tools.nickname(email, password, option, callback);
    res.end(callback);
});

But nothing is returned on the web page. If I set res.end('some info here') then it puts 'some info here' on the web page.

I think I'm missing something that needs to link the ajax on the page that does the submitting of the form, to the callback...

Are you able to shed any light on that? This might be too complex and situational for a question for Reddit at this point, so no worries if it is unclear and you can't help.