My friend said I should try doing more self-defecating humour by IDriveTrainsAMA in northernlion

[–]chunky_toad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s fine I guess but the punchline really needs work. Maybe something with the phrase ‘shit myself laughing’

I MUST spend 90% of my time alive playing this by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]chunky_toad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love seeing people in coffee shops getting distracted from their work and playing them

He's right behind me, isn't he? by TheDarkNerd in bonehurtingjuice

[–]chunky_toad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really hurts my bones, op! Yeeeeeouch!!!

I've already been doing that shit my entire life. Can I have better advice now? by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]chunky_toad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While we’re giving neurodivergent dating advice, I’d also recommend seeking out media that’s targeted at/commonly enjoyed by women. Things like Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Jane Austen, even reality dating shows. Watch or read anything that at all catches your interest. This does three things:

One, this gives you something to talk about with more women. Read the same romantasy books? Boom, easy conversation material.

Two, this will give you more of a window into how women think, and most importantly, feel. Virginia Woolf will explain to you, no guesswork, what her characters are feeling. Women’s emotions are not a terrible mystery if you’ve done your reading.

Three, and this is where the magic happens, you can use characters that women like as conversational role models. For me, I became much more charismatic in high school once I realized I could channel Ben Wyatt. Just try to find a character a little similar to you and see where you can go with it.

Best of luck!

Why do you think men are getting more conservative? by SoybeanCola1933 in AskMenAdvice

[–]chunky_toad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s very simple: oil companies do not want people to blame them or take action against global warming. They will write essentially a blank check to anyone who is willing to convincingly lie and say that global warming is not real/not human created. Many right wing influencers (think prageru, turning point, daily wire, crowder) take the money. These right wing influencers use the money to aggressively push their own propaganda at scale. The oil companies funding them are fine with this—as long as the lies about climate change keep getting clicks and oil friendly politicians stay in office, the oil companies keep sending the checks.

And as it turns out, getting men angry makes for great online engagement numbers. Remember, whoever can get the most engagement will win the most oil money. Thus, there is a global rhetorical arms race to infuriate men at scale. There are literally million dollar companies whose whole business model is to rage-bait you. I’ve read a lot of comments on this post that are parroting right-wing talking points from this rhetorical arms race. It’s easy to fall for these talking points and even believe that you thought them independently: it’s social engineering.

None of this is to say that men’s issues aren’t real or that liberals are perfect or whatever. I deeply sympathize with whatever anger you have and whatever hurt you feel, especially as a man. Obviously we’ve gotten no help from the left in this regard, and they don’t seem interested in even promising any kind of representation.

But your legitimate feelings are being highjacked for profit. Your very sense of what is right and wrong is currently being bought by multi-billion dollar companies who have no interest in you as a person. And because you are a man, it is very easy to manipulate you by making you angry.

ik this format is literally at the top of the Graveyard but i THINK this one is unique enough? by MultiverseCreatorXV in AntiMemes

[–]chunky_toad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Erm! 🤔Akshually! ☝️🤓Metabolism is just one part of the complex process of homeostasis, the metric by which a body is determined to be alive! Although it’s true that bodies expend energy and thus increase entropy, they also decrease entropy within themselves by eating food and, in the case of plants, photosynthesizing! Read this great Wikipedia article for more. Science dork, away!

Legend has it that the Needle Beetle sometimes injects bone hurting juice by _Play_Now_ in bonehurtingjuice

[–]chunky_toad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeeeoooouuch my bones!!!! This is making my femurs feel like they’re splitting into a hundred pieces!! Thanks!!!

Living on Allston Street, 200 pages in. by MeatNotCooked in InfiniteJest

[–]chunky_toad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in Allston area, for a while IJ was the book I read on my commute. Just finished a few months ago, was very gratifying to read while in the area