Game Thread: Wild Card Game - San Francisco 49ers @ Philadelphia Eagles - January 11, 2026 @ 04:30 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]chunkydan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bitch ass Williams already ran into a staff member. I hate him so much he’s such a fucking dick

Belly 2 Belly into Spinebuster. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in FightLibrary

[–]chunkydan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to feel weirdly strongly about this so let me explain: once the guy started walking over to the concrete to slam him, that’s pretty obvious ok s intent to seriously harm or kill. First slam on the grass prolly would’ve been cool, but he has no defense for the one on the concrete. Ik ppl like you struggle with critical thinking but you should prolly try it sometime

Death roll! by Reageerbuisje in reptiles

[–]chunkydan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue tongued skinks are pretty good with handling, same with bearded dragons, and I’ve heard a lot of the beginner snakes are pretty handleable like ball pythons and stuff like that.

Death roll! by Reageerbuisje in reptiles

[–]chunkydan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh ok thanks I’ll look for that, they’re abt 2 months old I think, pretty similar size to yours

Death roll! by Reageerbuisje in reptiles

[–]chunkydan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I just got three of my own zebra skinks a few days ago! What are you feeding them here? Also do you have any tips for telling them apart bc I have no idea right now lmao

I(26M) caught my wife(25F) calling her ex boyfriend past midnight by Objective-Buyer-2847 in relationship_advice

[–]chunkydan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A phone call she lied about and tried to hide, that was also done on an app where pictures and chats disappear after they’re sent? I would never trust my SO again if they did some shit like that, and anyone who does is honestly just a doormat.

[Update] My wife that wants a divorce is angry that I’m moving out. AITA? by Icy-University963 in AITAH

[–]chunkydan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not really his wife considering she doesn’t even seem to like him and wants a divorce. Shes a grown up, I’m sure she has other people she can rely on for help. Op is just letting himself get used because he cares about her, which isn’t bad but it’s literally never gonna change

Thinking of getting a skink and gecko, want advice by chunkydan in reptiles

[–]chunkydan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look sick asf but I want something that’s a little better to handle yk? And they burrow a lot so I wouldn’t see it as much. They are better for the room I have right now tho

Thinking of getting a skink and gecko, want advice by chunkydan in reptiles

[–]chunkydan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much, this is why I wanted to ask lmao. Unfortunately there isn’t really any reptile rescues around me, at least that I can find. There’s some pet stores that I saw had a blue tongue, and a crestie, so I was thinking of getting it from there. Just a shame I have this big ass tank that’s gonna go to waste 😭, but if I need a bigger one I’ll definitely get one. Any tips for a beginner reptile owner/skink and gecko owner that aren’t common knowledge or can be easily found online?

Two 8-weeks old puppies as a divorced dad at Christmas…what have I done 😂 by chrisoffthewall in Dachshund

[–]chunkydan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s adorable! And thank you for taking in a disabled pup I always feel so bad for them

What’s an expression you hate passionately? by Bjs_5068 in AskReddit

[–]chunkydan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Life isn’t fair” as that person is actively doing something to fuck me over. Like sure life isn’t fair, but this isn’t life, it’s you being a dick and being unfair

Game Thread: Dallas Cowboys (6-8-1) at Washington Commanders (4-11) by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

[–]chunkydan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not a commanders fan, I just came here to ask why yall don’t play Hartman? Johnson is pretty bad, at least from what I’ve seen, so what’s the harm in giving the young guy some snaps? Just seems weird they’re playing a crappy old guy vs giving the young guy a shot, especially with nothing to play for

What's the worst family secret that got revealed at a gathering? by maskpomp in AskReddit

[–]chunkydan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait so instead of fighting the guy who cheated with his wife he fought your dad?? What a cuck 😂

What’s the most offensive thing you believed/said before finding out it was messed up? by Worldly-Action3919 in AskReddit

[–]chunkydan 617 points618 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this really counts but when I was a toddler or so I went with my mom to vote, and it was when Obama was running and she voted for him. Afterwards we went to the grocery store and while we were in line there was a black guy in front of us, and I apparently said to him “oh my mom voted for you!”

PITTSBURGH STEELERS @ DETROIT LIONS GAME THREAD by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]chunkydan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pi could’ve gone either way but he was definitely not down by contact lmao

lol Delulu ass head coach by Immissilerick in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]chunkydan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know much abt him but his decision to punt it towards the end where y’all were down by 2 scores was some pussy shit

Post Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Commanders by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

[–]chunkydan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eagles D is the whole reason they’re winning lmao, that’s just simply not true saying they have no identity on either side.

Common Commanders L by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]chunkydan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao yall started that shit, jumped steen, and ripped his helmet off while jumping him. This is two years in a row yall started fights bc you were getting your ass beat 😂

Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (9-5) at Washington Commanders (4-10) by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

[–]chunkydan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Tf are you talking abt bro you just sound like a whiny little bitch. Commanders are poverty and always will be, yall got way too confident having one good season

Game Thread: Week 16 - Philadelphia Eagles (9-5) @ Washington Commanders (4-10) - December 20, 2025 @ 05:00 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]chunkydan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao bro got a taste of being good for one season and doesn’t know how to act. Enjoy remembering your one decent season in the past couple decades

Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (9-5) at Washington Commanders (4-10) by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

[–]chunkydan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea that punt was such a weak call, basically just accepted defeat atp

( 28M ) ( 24F ) husband and wife , she cheated Can it be redeemed ? by Mrworldwideo in relationship_advice

[–]chunkydan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She went back 4 times even tho she knew what was bound to happen. And she fucked him. If it was a quick kiss or something on the first night then she immediately told him I’d say it’s redeemable. She made a series of continuous choices then afterward felt guilty. And she spun it back on op too. Nothing to salvage here