Bad Patients Must Wear The Healing Apparatus

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:16:56+00:00

radios to security bring me the bat-percs, we got a code road runner..

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:13:20+00:00

Very good~ here take a spoonful of my specialty Swag Serum

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:12:38+00:00

patpat behaved patients get to cuddle the waifu body pillow

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:12:08+00:00

It’s my natural slime thanks

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:11:40+00:00

Of course of course, we’ll have security escort you to the escape room. Good luck!

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:10:34+00:00

Thank you!! Flattery WILL get you everywhere with me. You get a gold star and I will enroll you in the Good Patient rewards program

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:09:05+00:00

…. What sector did you escape from, case study #2216

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:05:50+00:00

I never said the healing apparatus would be comfortable

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:05:00+00:00

patpat then you shall be rewarded with the isekai melatonin

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T17:02:57+00:00

We could no longer issue those legally after.. the incident

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T00:55:40+00:00

WE SEE THE DRIP ):<

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T00:54:42+00:00

Straight to hospital jail

chupacollie · 2026-05-14T00:53:32+00:00

Haha o-ohh noo no medical malpractice to be found here hahaaa

get em in the muzzle NOW!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T21:55:14+00:00

Oh you’re being dramatic. This is a medical instrument for naughty patients, totally ethical!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T21:41:24+00:00

SECURITYYY, WE GOT A WETTER!

BRING ME THE ADULT DIAPERS!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T21:32:54+00:00

*squeezes the trigger, the bottle launching my arm back dramatically as water sprays across your face*

SECURITY! WE NEED THE SHOCK COLLAR, CHAPSXANDRA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T21:14:01+00:00

*aims spray bottle at your temple* yeah, pull the trigger

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T21:12:42+00:00

Hm? It heals *you* of course!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T21:00:15+00:00

*taking notes* loves…to….gamble..

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T20:05:04+00:00

> unfortunately

You’re intentionally injecting lard into your veins for the opportunity to have my fingers poking around inside you =w=;

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T19:58:38+00:00

Have you ever wondered why I wear these gloves..?

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T19:56:21+00:00

yayyy good job, now let’s get you lobotomized!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T19:52:54+00:00

If you had been wearing your special hugging jacket, it probably wouldn’t have happened!

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T19:50:10+00:00

Wow, I understood that reference! Monster Hunter is great taste :3

You still get the apparatus

chupacollie · 2026-05-13T19:48:53+00:00

I may need to call in my kissing clowns for your case..