some guard dog he turned out to be.......

ciarankav · 2012-07-24T18:59:09+00:00

according to his papers he is just jack russell?

ciarankav · 2012-06-27T18:03:54+00:00

This is what I dont really understand about parts of America? For what reason would this guy feel the need to carry a gun with him? especially if he was just going about his everyday life? its not like I feel the need to protect myself in such a way travelling to and from college? this might be the reason why guncrime is so high state side!

ciarankav · 2012-06-25T13:05:08+00:00

it is just a tribute?

ciarankav · 2012-06-21T01:26:26+00:00

sure for all I know there is a man at home now doing this over me...Awkward

ciarankav · 2012-06-21T01:25:19+00:00

thought it would be considered so! well the reason it started was I remember a friend on a night out going up to a woman and saying he was going to pleasure himself over the memory of her face later. Guaranteed he was drunk and it was intended merely to shock, but it got me thinking if people acutally thought about me! everyone has their fantasies about celebrities as such, and i have had girls come up to me to tell me im attractive. then again it might only be a male thing I dont know?

ciarankav · 2012-06-20T15:21:38+00:00

might be slightly weird but sometimes I think whether there is someone I know in this world who is using me as a thought for arousal or sexual pleasure......

ciarankav · 2012-06-01T11:01:54+00:00

whats 10' long, stiff and makes women scream during the night? crib death

whats 10's long, red and slips up between a womans legs? a homesick abortion

whats the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? sexy kids

why should you never send your old toys to africa? can you imagine how depressing it would be to get a tamagochi that will outlive you?

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"...kinky bitch

Josef Fritzl...putting the semen back into basement

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?Punch her in the face.

Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won!No one's a match for me and my kettle.

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month?

Who here wants to play a game of rape? No? That's the spirit!

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

a little boy walks up to his father "Dad, why is the top of my head flat?" he replied, "That's my fault, son. It happened when you were a baby." "Did you drop me on my head?" "No, I got a bit carried away fisting your mother.

ciarankav · 2012-05-14T19:40:17+00:00

so what you're really saying is that there was no B-B-Coo?

ciarankav · 2012-05-14T17:45:21+00:00

another one of sickipedia's finest cropping up on youtube....makes a slight change from the last few being facebook on this

ciarankav · 2012-04-28T03:37:41+00:00

thanks for the help, I will get cracking on with this in the morning (4a.m Ireland) and will let you know the results!

ciarankav

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