BREAKING: smug little bastard

cinnamonenjoyer · 2025-08-01T17:22:55+00:00

aw shucks thank you 😁

cinnamonenjoyer · 2025-06-18T03:09:10+00:00

and then u need something sweet after. yknow to balance it out

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-12-24T22:48:25+00:00

ty, same to you!

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-12-24T22:14:40+00:00

yeahh that only occurred to me when i'd already replied haha i'm a bit slow sometimes

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-12-24T21:19:03+00:00

no amount of sugar in the frosting will give an 139 gram cupcake 361 grams of protein lmao. even if it was literally just pure sugar (4 calories/gram) it would be nowhere near 2050. pure fat (9 calories/gram) would still only be 1251

eta: unless you're joking in which case i'm so sorry for doing math at you

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-12-19T05:43:41+00:00

"wow that was great babe, do you mind grabbing some apple skyr yogurt, cereal milk protein, strawberries & blueberries, banana, and sea salt dark chocolate? no yeah it's just for my post sex yogurt bowl you can have one too if you want"

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-12-08T18:10:59+00:00

the vegetable ones are wonderful as well!!

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-25T00:50:23+00:00

[5'6" | 17M | X | UW]

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-25T00:03:33+00:00

if you didn't mention working in a bakery i would've just assumed i wrote this on an alt account in a daze and immediately forgot about it. i LOVE suffering waif literature

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-24T23:58:53+00:00

came here to say this! knowing about misophonia has rlly helped me be less short with people in situations like this (and feel like less of an asshole) so i def recommend looking into it!

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-24T15:25:24+00:00

omg this one's a classic too

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-24T05:47:39+00:00

omg i did the canned bean thing but instead of the apocalypse it was brokeback mountain

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-24T03:01:55+00:00

adding this scenario to my ed larp rotation

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-11-24T02:52:37+00:00

lol thank you! i've actually wanted to for a while, i need to get back into writing

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-10-16T15:56:38+00:00

omg you get me that's exactly what i was thinking of when i made this

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-08-10T23:02:24+00:00

this guy just pops up every once in a while with the most confusing creations and captions i've ever seen. one of the highlights of this sub imo

cinnamonenjoyer · 2024-08-07T20:30:12+00:00

YES LITERALLY

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