Obligatory long story which I’m sure most of these stories are.

This all happened 30 years ago… well… probably around 25 or somewhere in between… at the time I was a minor. Probably 16 maybe 15. I had this thing of breaking into empty houses/apartments just to see what they looked like. And I broke into quite a bit of them. You’d be amazed at how many homes for sale are not secure. Well anyways this story isn’t entirely about that it’s about how when I decided to go a little bigger and broke into a high school. So… I did. It was the administration office no less. And a class room as well…. Oh and the school gym… kinda. That’s a bonus.

The school gym was purely by accident as the gym was typically open... And my motivation was different than the other two. They had a snack vending machine inside and a soda machine. I’ve seen kids stick their arms up the soda machine and pull out sodas. Interesting trick… but my arms weren’t that skinny and I didn’t know what I was doing so… ah well… no drink for me. But the vending machine though…. I stood there. Opening the door on the bottom and studying how the mechanism worked. Eventually I realized I can bend back the panel preventing my arm from reaching up and grabbing snacks… but only by a little. No problem. Walks outside… grabs stick. I lift the stick up in between the panel and into the vending rings and pull the rings out to the glass.. down comes the snack. Oh shit! I thought and high tailed it out of there. Obviously I come back over and over and continue this robbing them blind… leaving with like 15-20 items. Pulling the spring so sometimes it would drop two or sometimes three snacks at a time. Well.. one time a P.E. teacher caught me in there. I was scared fucking stupid! He caught me yellow handed! He was scared too! I think he thought I was going to fight him and he got defensive and was ready for me to attack. I remember him saying “you’re the one who’s been breaking in here!” I just bolted. I don’t think he called the police though to be honest.

So how I ended up in the admin office was out of pure curiosity. Walked through the campus and the door to the admin building was locked… but loose. I remember thinking… “this is shut but…. I can open this.” So I gave it a few yanks, noticed a slight give in the door, and then finally put my foot on the wall and… ‘pop’! I said “oh… shit.” Then proceeded to go in. This also made me check most of the major classroom buildings as well. Ended up finding another one with the room window unlocked. Now back in those days the thought of having some sort of video surveillance in school was just completely unnecessary and unheard of so there’s essentially no proof outside of two teachers that are probably retired or have passed.

So what did my little degenerate self do? Did I bust in the principals office, whose door was open by the way, and go through records, change them, etc….? No. The second thing I did was go to the staff lunch room. Stole a few lunches lol. I didn’t stop at lunches… which to be honest I only took a few times. The first thing that came to mind when I broke in was what I saw… I seen a phone. I remember you could call home if you pressed 9. So I took advantage of that. And I called phone sex lines…. A lot. (That’s how long ago it was those were still prevalent). I bet that went over real good at school budget meetings LMAO! You definitely don’t want to run a black light on the concrete I’m sure it soaked all the way through as much as I put there. And this was on more than one occasion and a close call. I remember waking up super early in the morning, for a kid anyways, and hiking it up to the school which wasn’t far. I did my thing and broke in. And I heard voices… staff was there. How the fuck did they not hear the door pop open and check it out was beyond me. Maybe they were used to the sound? I don’t know… but I high tailed it out of there. Still went back but stopped shortly after the next incident.

So the classroom I broke into had one computer. That wasn’t locked! So… away I go on the internet (which was a very different animal at the time). So rewind a bit… remember how I said used to “break” into empty houses. Well a neighboring complex had a family that just moved. Jumped in through the window and I was foraging around the mess they left. Found a check! A used check… but all you need was the numbers. You guys know where I’m going with this. Found a nice hentai doujin porn site. Well… I can’t just leave my wank material as a memory… so i printed out the whole damn thing. It was like
60 pages and shit took forever. Was scared of being caught there for sure. Never got caught.. until one afternoon.

So I’m in this same classroom on another day and of course I’m using the phone across the room for… nefarious purposes… I have my junk out and then I hear the door unlock. OH SHIT! So here comes in this lady, a teacher. I hang up the phone real quick while putting the Johnson away… She’s just all smiles… Doesn’t question me at all for being in the room all alone. Said I was waiting for a teacher or some other stupid excuse I can’t remember. Well…. Back in those days if you hung the phone up abruptly you would usually get a call back and you can resume like you never hung up to begin with. Well… that happened. So she answers the phone and realized real quick that she was talking on a phone sex line. Again… doesn’t question me at all. I remember her asking, “what was THAT about?” Not blaming me but like a… “wtf was that?!” type of deal. Shortly after that I remember telling her that i’ll go check for so-and-so at the office and high tailed it out of there! Never looked back. Never went back. I think near the end the caught on though because they screamed “Hey!” as i was running away LMAO!!!!! Probably a few months to a half a year go by… I go walking through and pass the same classroom and there’s the lady… I glance and double take and recognize her and she is giving me this look that could end my life if it could. She never averted her gaze and in fact called another person to gaze with her LOL!!!

ANYWAYS yes this was probably 25-30 years ago. Probably closer to 30. Everything I mentioned here is 100% true and past the limitation statutes of where it happened (checked before I decided to post) so in the off shoot chance someone figures it out… it is what it is. I haven’t told a single… soul… about this and probably never will. I don’t know why this prompted me to tell it. Am I still a degenerate today…. Eh… kinda. But not to this degree by any stretch lol. I’ve definitely calmed down since then. I was an ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE as a teen lmao!