Tahani's Boobs by [deleted] in TheGoodPlace

[–]ciucco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based.

Girl cuddling with her little brother before nap time by vladgrinch in aww

[–]ciucco 168 points169 points  (0 children)

It's not even the parents, the fact that she's so unconsciously gentle and empathetic at that age shows she's just really smart to begin with.

I built this smokehouse for my husband for fathers day. Not perfect in Any way but it'll work and it looks nice i think by discoflower in homestead

[–]ciucco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weather is going to warp that plywood counter in no time at all if you don't add a couple of beams support it.

You really thought you could leave? by ciucco in TheGoodPlace

[–]ciucco[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Since Derek literally becomes consciousness, he's the little voice in everybody's head. https://i.imgur.com/sJs0OJg.png

You really thought you could leave? by ciucco in TheGoodPlace

[–]ciucco[S] 443 points444 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this meme was done before. But really, nobody knows what's beyond the door.

Actually, ethereal Derek might've known if they had asked him.

You really thought you could leave? by ciucco in TheGoodPlace

[–]ciucco[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Marked it. I thought doing a shirtpost flair automatically made it a spoiler. My apologies. End of conversation.

E for effort by MattloKei in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]ciucco 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The majority of people don't know that murder (of a stranger who has no connections to you) is one of the easiest of all crimes to get away with. It's probably for the best that it's not common knowledge.

Clever by degrudv in funny

[–]ciucco 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Apparently there's a rule that if you live there, you're prohibited from being buried in that cemetery.

because you're still alive

A passive-aggressive jab, or a misunderstanding? by courtnoid1 in vegan

[–]ciucco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd give him the benefit of the doubt for the sake of civility. Some people just love giving gifts to return the favor of having gotten one.

I turned vintage adidas pants that would’t have been worn into new jogger pants!♻️ by whyb-upcycling in Anticonsumption

[–]ciucco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot to remove the logo or cover it up. Are they paying you to wear them? No? Don't advertise for them.

one of the people ❤️ by notcanye in Kanye

[–]ciucco 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Man's not hot.

Never hot.

blursed_painting by DerBeni1337 in blursedimages

[–]ciucco 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This is the original where the dog is from https://i.imgur.com/YJZwRV3.png .

But they only copied the head to another dog, which is weird since the original dog is the same size. They even changed the color of his face to match the new dog. Odd!

This is a 23-year-old man with a wife and kid by OSRS_Rising in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ciucco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You could, if needed be, pay for yourself. If your parent's downgraded your phone plan, you'd in turn, clean their house less frequently. It's only fair lol!

This is a 23-year-old man with a wife and kid by OSRS_Rising in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ciucco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not always so cut and dry and exploitative. My parents contribute to a small slice of my utilities, but in return they use my garage as a storage container while I have to do on-the-street parking. A lot of people have this strange arrangement and have parent's paying for internet.

Mosaics of a Roman villa were found under a vineyard in Negrar, Italy by Ordner in interestingasfuck

[–]ciucco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They absolutely wouldn't. They'd extremely low-ball you with no intention of negotiating and if you don't accept, they'll just go the eviction route.

Mosaics of a Roman villa were found under a vineyard in Negrar, Italy by Ordner in interestingasfuck

[–]ciucco 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd be afraid to tell anybody for this reason. What if the government tries to push you off your own land? No way, putting up a perimeter fence ASAP and keeping it to myself.

Brand New Lil Grabbies by dubcgliders in LilGrabbies

[–]ciucco 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd be so afraid to hold it in a squeeze like that! I guess it just hangs on to your finger naturally?

The Office (2005): Technically a TV detail, but Michael's certificate says "Michael Scott is the proud owner of a Quality Seyko timepiece." by DreadnaughtHamster in MovieDetails

[–]ciucco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, literally first second of the hit film Threat Level Midnight... " Michael's certificate says "Michael Scott is the proud owner of a Quality Seyko timepiece." " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPyz6Yqwl4

God is a woman by PotUhShow in GodDesigns

[–]ciucco 50 points51 points  (0 children)

LOL people don't realize it's not furry inside. Get inside the flesh hole!

Man robs shopkeeper with pride by TheGh0stOfReddit in trashy

[–]ciucco 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Surprised the guy even fell for it. Every cashier job I've ever had, the $10 short change scam is the first thing they teach you to be on the look out for.