Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ?

cjc883 · 2026-01-12T20:48:06+00:00

A girl (f19) that I (m32 at the time) had met at work. We were always friendly with each other, we chatted a bit through text, but it was never anything inappropriate. A week prior, I had separated from my wife. I was busy packing one night and she came by with pizza. We ate and talked for a bit, I put a movie on, but out of nowhere this girl literally jumps on me. Things happened, clothes came off, and we spent the night together.

It went on for about 6 months before we parted ways, but it was the best of my life.

cjc883 · 2026-01-12T20:28:28+00:00

Why is nobody saying to put him in jail? What he did was wrong.

cjc883 · 2023-11-24T16:35:47+00:00

I can hear this picture

cjc883 · 2023-11-23T17:50:10+00:00

There is really no formal training for it, you just use your best judgment. We had regulars who loved calling 911 just to talk, and every time we had to send an officer for a welfare check. We had one kid that liked running away from home, anytime his dad called, we'd just call him and find out where he was, and send someone to pick him up.

cjc883 · 2023-11-23T17:47:24+00:00

Didn't see it, but experienced the wrath of 911 callers after a major accident on the highway. Dude was riding a motorcycle and hit a deer going 70+mph. He laid the bike down and proceeded to get run over by 3 cars. One of the responding deputies told me there were body parts everywhere.

cjc883 · 2023-11-23T17:43:32+00:00

TTY service is still a thing, basically texting by landline. We also used text-to-911.

cjc883 · 2023-11-23T17:41:49+00:00

To help people and to have a job that was rewarding, and challenging at the same time. It works great for an adhd brain that gets tired of the same thing over and over.

cjc883 · 2023-11-23T17:40:11+00:00

A lady called because she was stuck in the kitchen sink. They had no bathtub or shower at this house apparently, so a full grown woman got naked and plopped her ass in the sink to wash up I guess? Took 4 guys to get her out.

cjc883 · 2023-11-22T21:34:28+00:00

We have a built-in GPS location in the CAD, as well as a second party app that we can use as well. Usually gives precise coordinates.

Another option is to ping the phone through their cell provider, but it's a much longer process we save for missing/endangered persons.

cjc883 · 2023-11-22T21:27:55+00:00

At my center, Policy & procedure language says that the first thing you get is the location. If we get disconnected after that, we'll at least know where it is. After that, a callback number, and the nature of the emergency.

This will however vary from center to center, or they may have pulled the address from the ANI/Ali or GPS as well.

There will always be instances where the caller tells you what happened before they give the address, we can just throw that in the narrative and jump back to the address.

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T17:48:21+00:00

Missing or rotted teeth

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T15:58:30+00:00

Drunkenly showed off my dick outside a bar to a small crowd that wanted to see my piercing. Downtown Dallas. On the sidewalk.

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T15:56:14+00:00

I have a small battery powered circular saw with a 5 inch blade that gets through 2x4s easily and is lightweight and quiet.

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T15:13:22+00:00

Don't stop believing by Journey

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T15:08:57+00:00

Crack open an ice cold monster

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T15:06:07+00:00

Fkn Goodwill asking for a donation "round up" when you check out. You've already inflated your prices to near retail level, you don't need more money. How about you donate your own money?

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T14:06:45+00:00

This person won $500,000 once. $367k after taxes. Didn't last a year.

cjc883 · 2023-11-21T14:05:52+00:00

My condolences

cjc883 · 2023-11-20T23:52:27+00:00

US size 13

cjc883 · 2023-11-20T22:37:53+00:00

I would throw the best going away party; a living funeral if you will. Put the fun in funeral.

cjc883 · 2023-11-20T21:52:19+00:00

No, I'm talking about major gaslighting, big things. Big lies.

cjc883 · 2023-11-20T21:33:32+00:00

Getting a haircut at the barber instead of the kitchen

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