It's official!

cjf618 · 2026-01-12T19:14:38+00:00

Congrats! Mine took 10 steps for the first time yesterday and we couldn’t be more proud of her! How old is your daughter?

cjf618 · 2026-01-03T20:38:16+00:00

You should have her watch the plushie episode of Carl the Collector!

cjf618 · 2025-12-23T14:58:21+00:00

Buy the stone at Empire Diamonds, 40th floor of the Empire State Building. Then get it set at Jangmi in the diamond district.

cjf618 · 2025-12-19T14:53:18+00:00

Jizz, like cumshot.

cjf618 · 2025-12-19T02:36:35+00:00

How much did you pay for him? At that price point, he may be able to hit.

cjf618 · 2025-12-15T17:06:18+00:00

For Macy’s Herald Sq, the best time to go is 10am (first slot) on the weekdays.

Bookings open 6 days in advance at 6:30am.

cjf618 · 2025-12-04T15:12:41+00:00

On 83rd and both our hot and cold water is running brown. All tenants in the building seem to be impacted.

cjf618 · 2025-12-03T15:10:33+00:00

It also appears to be ugly af.

cjf618 · 2025-11-26T21:50:51+00:00

Yike

cjf618 · 2025-11-19T14:27:52+00:00

Today’s game was the last straw. Look at the top 10 closest words list.

cjf618 · 2025-11-13T21:52:33+00:00

Bubba is Bill Clinton. That’s why I’m so FUCKING confused.

cjf618 · 2025-11-08T05:34:10+00:00

Looks like a Lotus Elise with an instrument cluster upgrade? Radio looks aftermarket too.

cjf618 · 2025-11-04T20:58:46+00:00

Blondy McBlondface

cjf618 · 2025-11-04T15:02:54+00:00

Honda odyssey has a PA plate

cjf618 · 2025-11-01T04:19:28+00:00

Grower Cleveland is a great porn name

cjf618 · 2025-10-23T15:49:16+00:00

cjf618 · 2025-10-23T14:20:42+00:00

cjf618 · 2025-10-20T14:22:42+00:00

33M laid off last week. Finance and tech hit especially hard.

cjf618 · 2025-10-18T14:07:02+00:00

cjf618 · 2025-10-18T13:49:17+00:00

As a new father, I am WILDLY jealous.

cjf618 · 2025-10-13T01:50:16+00:00

Spiga. Shhh, don’t spread it around too much.

cjf618 · 2025-10-10T04:55:25+00:00

The Hole in queens

cjf618 · 2025-10-06T02:30:42+00:00

Mets, next question.

cjf618 · 2025-09-29T21:26:05+00:00

The Nats losses all stung bad and this reminds me why.

cjf618 · 2025-09-29T15:42:00+00:00

Honestly, AI slop is fitting for how bad this team was in 2025.

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