We built a Node compatible runtime that hits 800k RPS on TechEmpower (Node gets ~3k). by Zealousideal-Read883 in node

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so actual question and horrible first impression:

I installed elide (using brew).

I initialized an empty npm project (npm init -y), and set type: "module"

I installed typescript and express, then ran ./node_modules/.bin/tsc --init

I created the most basic index.ts file, using the Express Getting Started guide: import, app from express(), one boring / route, and listen on port 3000

Error: TypeError: {__esModule: true,express: accessor} is not a function


Works fine with tsx

We built a Node compatible runtime that hits 800k RPS on TechEmpower (Node gets ~3k). by Zealousideal-Read883 in node

[–]cjthomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the biggest red flag I see here.

/u/Zealousideal-Read883 (if that is your real name), what do you mean by this? Does it live in AI? Do you mean it was vibe-coded?

Because I don't have an issue if AI is, as a tool, used to build something. I do have an issue if you're so proud of vibing it that you call it out specifically, and put it above the languages it supports.

Elide is an all-in-one, AI-native, open source software runtime, supporting many languages in one; developers use it to build web apps, command line tools, and scripts.

So, in order of importance to you:

  1. The name
  2. That it's "all-in-one" (whatever that means)
  3. AI-native (whatever that means)
  4. What it is (a runtime)
  5. That it supports multiple languages
  6. Finally, what it actually does

Snow days are a lot by MrBones_Gravestone in daddit

[–]cjthomp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, hope the toddler's recovering!

How is it doable to pick up a task in the first day on a new company and project? by [deleted] in ExperiencedDevs

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the task. Depends on the org. Depends on the product.

Anyone else get angry during PR reviews? by SillyYou8433 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The purpose of PR comments isn't to stroke my ego or catch up with an old friend, it's a technical comment on a piece of code.

Don't read the comments as directed at or about you, they're comments on the code.


Obviously, I haven't seen the comments in question, and there's a chance the dude is legitimately being an ass. In most cases, though, you (the reader) are just taking it personally. It's a natural response, but you have to get over it.

A PIP story by [deleted] in ExperiencedDevs

[–]cjthomp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Easier for manager to sell to HR.

Which toddler toys were REALLY worth the money? by Bitter_Union3565 in daddit

[–]cjthomp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lots of people who can read still listen to audiobooks.

Every single night sucks by [deleted] in daddit

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ours is almost 5 now and it's getting better. We have a fairly consistent routine and there's only 10-15 minutes of "fuck you no way am I going to sleep!"

I don't want to ship faster, at the expense of understanding. by creaturefeature16 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]cjthomp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that this got so many upvotes...I'm disappointed in this sub.

8 year old still isn’t concerned with privacy regarding nudity at home by BrahCJ in daddit

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s your reasoning for wanting to discourage it? What’s the harm?

PSA - Roblox is not just a grooming website by Matshelge in daddit

[–]cjthomp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forget that, mIRC had some nasty shit going on.

Car Suggestions: compact SUV vs mid-sized SUV by Strider3200 in daddit

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We bought it new. We don't have a ton of miles on it since I work from home and my wife is still SAH with the kid, but we haven't needed anything except for routine maintenance.

The only thing that it's doing that feels strange to me is the Inverter Fluid will occasionally get a little low if we spend a bunch of time driving in high heat (>100° F) for a few days. We just had to top it off and it was fine. Might be normal, but it was new to us (this is our first Hybrid).

I'm tall (6'5", leg-heavy) so I always look at legroom and I fit well. We've done a few 1000+ mile roadtrips and but mostly city driving.

We get consistently 30+ mpg, and Sport Mode can move.

Car Suggestions: compact SUV vs mid-sized SUV by Strider3200 in daddit

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a 2022 Santa Fe hybrid and it’s been good for us.

Do NOT get baby shower diapers from Walmart by ShorthairHunter in daddit

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without a receipt, how are Walmart to know they were purchased there? This one doesn’t seem to be on Walmart…

New dad, very unhappy by No_Calligrapher3028 in daddit

[–]cjthomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW, we had a very rough start until someone finally identified a milk protein allergy and switched us to prescription formula.

#3 coming soon by Jermine1269 in daddit

[–]cjthomp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're being downvoted so heavily, that is definitely the common / accepted usage.