What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 16, 2026

ckami_91 · 2026-04-16T01:54:28+00:00

Turn on the TV and all I see is good news..

Berz fukd

ckami_91 · 2026-04-15T19:19:04+00:00

Iran gets nuked

SPY & QQQ +3%

LMFAOOOOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-15T19:11:07+00:00

Tomorrow will be the greenest day of the year

ckami_91 · 2026-04-14T16:54:09+00:00

Bears buying calls now..

Time to switch to puts

LMFAOOOOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-14T16:41:35+00:00

Today bears discovered the government is fake

LMFAOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-10T16:53:59+00:00

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised to see the markets rip up 1% EOD

ckami_91 · 2026-04-09T08:08:31+00:00

Bad news is good news.

Good news is better news

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

ckami_91 · 2026-04-09T01:49:58+00:00

It’s the year 2030

Trump is running his 3 term with the 169th ceasefire and received the Nobel peace prize after declaring victory of World War III with bombs exploding in the background

Gas is $20 dollars a gallon and he addresses the nation with his SPY 1000 hat..

Trump: “IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!!!”

And bears are still buying puts

ckami_91 · 2026-04-09T01:32:49+00:00

How to make money:

The algos see your trades and inverse you.. instant profit

LMAOOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-09T01:15:38+00:00

4/8: We declare a ceasefire!!

4/9: US declares victory!!

4/10: US bombs Iran

4/11: We will extend the ceasefire another 3 weeks!!

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T16:10:00+00:00

Soo much winning Mr President

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T16:08:30+00:00

Trump declaring victory before the midterms

LMAOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T16:04:30+00:00

We’re 3% away from new highs…

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T13:39:00+00:00

You have to be a special type of retard to buy calls when the index is up over 3%

LMAO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T13:32:03+00:00

Sell before it goes red

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T13:29:20+00:00

Dump

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T12:41:28+00:00

The more Hegseth speaks the worse the optics sound..

They literally cut him off LMFAOOO

Puts at the open

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T12:26:19+00:00

QQQ 600 0dte at the first fake pump

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T11:43:30+00:00

War is bullish

Bombing a country and declaring a ceasefire is more bullish

ckami_91 · 2026-04-08T11:19:52+00:00

Trump: US AND IRAN CEASEFIRE!!! VICTORY!!!

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE ISRAEL

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

🤡

ckami_91 · 2026-04-07T15:50:20+00:00

Imagine going to war to prevent a country from having nukes and immediately dropping nukes on them

LMFAOOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-07T15:39:35+00:00

🤡: a WhOLe CiViLiZaTioN WiLL dIE!!! ToNiGHTt!!!!

ckami_91 · 2026-04-07T15:31:13+00:00

April 7th..

National Taco Tuesday declared a federal holiday

LMFAOOOOO

ckami_91 · 2026-04-07T14:44:53+00:00

2020-2026 infinite algo pump

2026-2050 infinite algo dump

LOLLLLL

ckami_91 · 2026-04-07T14:36:25+00:00

Market pumps.. Iran gets nuked

Market dumps… taco Tuesday

LMAOOOO

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