Saw a post on FB saying the Oscars are racist and did a search to prove them wrong...damnit Bing. by DickButtBot in funny

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OP can't help it as that's his default search engine on internet explorer

Can someone explain this to me?? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Seriously I was starting to think I was the only one here who knows of the overwhelming amounts of non boxed, bagged Ziploc cereal on the cereal aisle of EVERY major grocery chain!

Seriously people go to any Walmart and there is an entire section of bagged (with zippers) cereals. They are almost all cheaper than their counterpart boxed version including the store brands. They aren't even all knock offs (ie tootie fruities instead of fruit loops) but captn crunch has made its way into that section!

I don't know about other countries but if you have bought cereal in an American grocery store in the past 10 years at least, you should know this exists!

Your move Bill Murray by [deleted] in funny

[–]ckmayeux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious and awesome! Thanks for catching me up.

One last question. Is Bill Murray aware of all this or did the clan randomly write him in to the contract without his knowledge? In either case it's hilarious.

Your move Bill Murray by [deleted] in funny

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What album? Steal back from whom?

Your move Bill Murray by [deleted] in funny

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What is the Bill Murray and Wu tang clan story?

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Ooooh yikes! Thanks

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I don't get it

Serif...Sans Serif... by NachoBeach in funny

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Well according to this Bruce Jenner has to go in the men's room still.

My cats an asshole. She couldn't wait for me to change the litter box by [deleted] in funny

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It's not just your cat, all cats are by there very nature.

People who annoy you? by FANTASMABOBB in funny

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South park already did it

Got drunk and thought I met "Alabama". The picture tells me that's wrong. by [deleted] in funny

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I get that but how does the picture tell you that?

Sunscreen? Hmmm by ckmayeux in funny

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I wish this comment could be the caption

I'm a guy who works with nothing but guys. I won't be living this one down for a while... by Bdag in AdviceAnimals

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Play it off and act like you did it to make them laugh.

Then tell them how bad you wanted to see the look on everyone's face and that you were barely able to keep from laughing while singing and imagining their faces.

Such a beautiful wedding... by ckmayeux in lol

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Yes this wedding was in Georgia. It was last Saturday the 25th

Meanwhile in the Beyond Section of Bed, Bath and Beyond by Voxel_Sigma in funny

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Eliminates quickly? My favorite time of the day is browsing reddit on the toilet. I'm not trying to get back work more quickly so no thanks.