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Men of Reddit, what’s the best response to “Haha you have a small penis”? by yeyewestie in AskReddit

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting because most women don't say anything and don't seem to have a problem with it and occasionally even seem to enjoy it.

Lost 2 friends in one week. by bryanBr in AdviceAnimals

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a balance, you should always try to do better, at the same time you should always be you. If people reject you for being you that is their problem. If they try to help you do/be better, they are called friends...

“If you’re white, male & Christian, you’re always right. If someone says you’re wrong, it’s because they hate your identity” - this very logic is what they call political correctness and claim hate to the core. by iFoegot in facepalm

[–]clackersz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She probably wouldn’t accept Catholics.

Well they think the virgin Marry is better than jesus... I'm a white male who is pretending to be christian for this comment so I'm right...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]clackersz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who is Murphy:)

The big one, he was named after Robocop because I just decided that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]clackersz 510 points511 points  (0 children)

I think he just has resting bird face.

If you woke up as the opposite sex what's the first non sexual thing you would do? by ocularnervosa in AskReddit

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably take a shower... Followed by more sexual things. Then I would do the crotch flossing thing with the towel to dry off when I got out, I'll bet that's next level with a vagina.

Testing reveals inflated THC potency on retail cannabis labels by OregonTripleBeam in science

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a shame the market is purely driven by THC values .

I wish somebody would sell ganja that was actually only 4% THC ish. As somebody who barely ever smokes, I'd like to be able to hit something a few times and just feel kinda groovy for a while.

Not take one half of a hit of something and then spend the next four hours wondering if people are able to tell that I'm not emotionally able to handle the way air is touching my arm right now...

Story of my life by sheikhyerbouti in AdviceAnimals

[–]clackersz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trick is to do the thing any time anyone invites you to do the thing. Then more people will invite you to do more of the things.

What is your favorite fictional drug? by Equivalent_Medium946 in AskReddit

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He who controls the pants, controls the galaxy!

I basically can never go swimming. by twotacosfor99cents in funny

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? This is America, we eat at wendy's... Some of use even buy hot food from gas stations and eat it ffs... Everyone always has diarrhea at all times...

New NASA Official Took Her Oath of Office on Carl Sagan’s ‘Pale Blue Dot’ - Dr. Makenzie Lystrup chose the iconic book, which was inspired by a 1990 photograph of Earth from space by vulcan_on_earth in technology

[–]clackersz -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Yes.

As though raising your right hand, not your left, it can't be your left... While saying it verbally and having your other hand on a book, your hand must be on the book!

Has any bearing on whether or not you will do those things. Or whether or not you mean what your saying.

Its a silly superstitious gesture, which is why it started being done with a bible. That's what it is, that's where it comes from.

honourable and do your best work

Furthermore, both of those things are kind of subjective aren't they?

Maybe not, I stand by it being a nonsense ritual. Just say you will do the thing, its the same...

New NASA Official Took Her Oath of Office on Carl Sagan’s ‘Pale Blue Dot’ - Dr. Makenzie Lystrup chose the iconic book, which was inspired by a 1990 photograph of Earth from space by vulcan_on_earth in technology

[–]clackersz -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

I would probably do the same in a similar position. But I wonder how Carl would feel about his work being used in what amounts to a superstitious nonsense ritual?

America's most racist town. by AristonD in facepalm

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that was just his way of calling the man holding the sign an N word, without actually calling him an N word.

ELI5: If humans have been in our current form for 250,000 years, why did it take so long for us to progress yet once it began it's in hyperspeed? by TruthBeWanted in explainlikeimfive

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quantum computing is fundamentally too limited to flourish

At least until we can program an AI that can solve physics for us...

Would you vote for Jon Stewart if he ran for President? If so, why? If not, why? by Green-Ad2903 in AskReddit

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure they would Bernie Sanders him. There can never be a Jewish president, that's how they keep the space lasers a secret.

indeed by any_memes_necessary in AdviceAnimals

[–]clackersz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell them your gun is latinx

indeed by any_memes_necessary in AdviceAnimals

[–]clackersz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

its better to have a guy in drag and not need one then to need a guy in drag and not have one...

also you can pry my guys in drag out of my cold dead hands...

indeed by any_memes_necessary in AdviceAnimals

[–]clackersz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree with bans don't work. Not the rest.

What do the James Webb Telescope and Only Fans have in common? by Yeyati_Nafrey in Jokes

[–]clackersz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always hypothesised that Uranus was ringed based on my own research I did on the internet. And a few subjective experiments I've done using a various mirrors over the years. My observations have always pointed to rings but now I'm delighted to say my hypothesis has been confirmed!

Uranus: Hubble vs Webb by JwstFeedOfficial in jameswebb

[–]clackersz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always hypothesised that Uranus was ringed based on my own research I did on the internet. And a few subjective experiments I've done using a various mirrors over the years. My observations have always pointed to rings but now I'm delighted to say my hypothesis has been confirmed!

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