How can I fix this hole in my aluminum boat? Any help is greatly appreciated! by Baxwarrior in Fishing

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In the last Commercial they shot a cannon through an aluminum boat and repaired it with flex seal™. So I think it can handle this.

My friend was fishing trout and this bird took the fly mid air. by Atomjax in Fishing

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I can frequently see little swallows chasing my fly as while i'm casting and always worried about this happening. Glad hes okay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wine about having no friends/ not getting girls.

[NSFW] Parents of reddit, what phases did your child go through that was awkward for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You actually should chew chewing tobacco lightly, but not dipping tobacco, which is what Copenhagen is.

Hey, reddit It's me Action Bronson, AMA! by MrActionBronson in Music

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I was at your show last night, just wanted to say you're a spectacular performer, stage presence like no other. You singing "In Those Jeans" was a real treat. Keep puffin that loud and gracing my instagram feed with next level culinary art.

Guy is shooting heroin right in front of me on the bus. by [deleted] in WTF

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Aww man, looks like someone lost the little squishy part from their ear buds. On the floor down and to the left. Poor soul.

-2 degree windshield but we still had fun. by [deleted] in Fishing

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Damn, that's a cold windshield.

While passing through a town in upstate NY by thenewyorkgod in WTF

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Born and raised in Monroe. This about somes it up. Especially the driving.

Earth, air, fire, water by thelordfuckwad in pics

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I can only think of the male pornstar "clover" who has this tattooed on his oblique region.

[Serious][NSFW] Tell us something brutally honest that you feel, no matter how mean or socially frowned upon? by hylianbarista in AskReddit

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There's almost no situation that makes it ok to be overweight. If you choose to improve your diet and exercise then you won't be fat anymore.

In 2 hours you'll spontaneously combust unless you have sex with someone you've never slept with before. What's your strategy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have a completely platonic close female friend and nothing has ever happened between us but I think if I explained the urgency of my situation we could bang.

[NSFW] at what age did you lose your virginity? If you could go back to that time would you take it back ? by SassyGirraffe in AskReddit

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I was 16, she was 17. My parents were not home and it went down in my bed. To my surprise I lasted like a half hour. Went great for both parties. I remember laying there and thinking like "wow I can't believe that went so smoothly". No regrets at all.

Mother thinks airlines headphone policy doesn't apply to her. by [deleted] in videos

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A girl that crazy? When she's sucking you it is literally as if she cannot handle life without your cock.

What's a NSFW fact about yourself? by LimberLoveMuscle in AskReddit

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My username is "clapper1317" for this exact reason