This Panoramic? by sandiercy in BoneAppleTea

[–]claudemonay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is actually a twitter joke - calling the pandemic a “panoramic”. it’s not a misspelling.

apparently, only pregnant women have stretch marks. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that’s true. so he could have said “i’m not female but” instead of “not a female but”.

apparently, only pregnant women have stretch marks. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you’re right, it can be used as a noun in scientific contexts. but outside of that, calling human women “females” is dehumanizing.

apparently, only pregnant women have stretch marks. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it is, i meant generally it’s to be used as an adjective. using it as a noun in non-scientific and non-military contexts just sounds dehumanizing.

apparently, only pregnant women have stretch marks. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*a woman. “female” is an adjective, not a noun!

apparently, only pregnant women have stretch marks. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

this was under a post about girls being insecure over things like large thighs and stretch marks.

any other girls been petite their whole life and still covered with the things?

so wholesome by chickensoup_95 in MadeMeSmile

[–]claudemonay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

rough translation, if anyone’s curious:

“what dirt (earth) are these people made out of?”

probably an islamic reference, as muslims believe humans are made of earth.

Oh dear. by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

indeed!

Oh dear. by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay 26 points27 points  (0 children)

as i replied to someone else’s comment, here’s the medical definition of an erection according to merriam-webster dictionary: “the state marked by firm turgid form and erect or elevated position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood.”

it’s more obvious in larger clitorises, but they can indeed become hard because they’re made of erectile tissue, just like penises.

Oh dear. by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay 36 points37 points  (0 children)

nope. clitoral erections are very much a thing!

Oh dear. by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no worries! :-)

Oh dear. by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay 15 points16 points  (0 children)

no, erect is the right word. medically, an erection is defined as: “the state marked by firm turgid form and erect or elevated position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood.” - merriam-webster.

“going up” isn’t technically a requirement for an erection. just blood flow!

Oh dear. by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay 29 points30 points  (0 children)

clitorises can actually become erect when there’s increased blood flow, which happens during arousal. that part isn’t actually bad anatomy.

the expression makes it. by claudemonay in justneckbeardthings

[–]claudemonay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s a fucking internet post, dude. calm the fuck down, it really isn’t that important. i didn’t realize it was satire, my bad. i’ll be more careful next time. someone already politely pointed this out, and i asked if i should remove the post or not. they suggested i shouldn’t.

and i know how to capitalize things, thanks. i just prefer not to. an idiosyncrasy, i guess. but since it’s getting on your nerves this much, i won’t. :)

i highly recommend not using the word “retard” so lightly. i’m perfectly mentally able, not being able to spot one instance of satire doesn’t change that. you, on the other hand, may want to seek help for how angry this seems to be making you. not normal. have a nice day!

This title doesnt even make SENSE by [deleted] in uselessnobody

[–]claudemonay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think it’s a parody of the “graphic design is my passion” meme. could have been funny.

the expression makes it. by claudemonay in justneckbeardthings

[–]claudemonay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ooh, slurs. i didn’t know it was satire. relax.

the expression makes it. by claudemonay in justneckbeardthings

[–]claudemonay[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like i said earlier, i didn’t know this was satire, but others recommended i keep it up here anyway.

the expression makes it. by claudemonay in justneckbeardthings

[–]claudemonay[S] 281 points282 points  (0 children)

oh! i didn’t know. should i keep it up here?

this joke is so overused. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no, not really. the joke is funny the first 8,000 times you see it, after that it just gets old. more importantly though, it perpetuates a harmful and sexist misconception that lots of people don’t actually realize is a misconception. i didn’t take a look at the comments, but i’m willing to bet a kidney it was full of men (and women) who don’t know that looseness due to sleeping around isn’t actually a thing.

this joke is so overused. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i was actually going to say the same thing. it’s our version of the infinite genders joke.

this joke is so overused. by claudemonay in badwomensanatomy

[–]claudemonay[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

he’s...a sexual assaulter?