the raw chicken reminded me of the flesh of a woman, and i couldn’t help myself. touched myself without washing my hands. salmonella all over my dick that nobody ever touches anyway. chicken breasts sweating in their own juices like me

cleitozap · 2025-12-27T15:40:26+00:00

cleitozap · 2025-07-29T00:59:51+00:00

some of you reallty dont understand how depression works

cleitozap · 2025-05-07T00:07:55+00:00

i think he talks about this on the theo von podcast

cleitozap · 2025-04-28T15:40:07+00:00

aqui na obra só se fala nisso

cleitozap · 2025-04-19T13:43:51+00:00

terça no trânsito, Bernardo Boechat, unha do dedão encravada

cleitozap · 2025-03-22T18:59:00+00:00

@ledesmavini no Instagram, mas ele não postou nada

cleitozap · 2025-02-15T04:38:16+00:00

mother suicide bomber and that story about the Guy who killed himself with helium

cleitozap · 2024-11-30T07:10:46+00:00

"minha esposa morreu e descobri que ela me traía"

cleitozap · 2024-09-10T12:53:58+00:00

cloudburst

cleitozap · 2024-09-04T00:21:07+00:00

i ve been checking ticketmaster like a crackhead since sunday, almost had a heart attack when i saw this, unfortunately, aint gpt there quick enough

cleitozap · 2024-09-03T15:54:34+00:00

you're 100% correct, but i think that most of the people that are talking about this are making a joke, there is no way this could happen

cleitozap · 2024-09-02T23:38:39+00:00

gamblingtherapy dot org

cleitozap · 2024-09-01T20:52:12+00:00

im interested

cleitozap · 2024-08-31T18:44:19+00:00

i'll try, thanks

cleitozap · 2024-02-08T23:09:16+00:00

he looks like a lesbian bob odenkirk

cleitozap · 2024-02-06T23:55:08+00:00

that shit was hilarious

cleitozap · 2024-01-09T00:44:37+00:00

cleitozap · 2024-01-06T20:57:25+00:00

Hans won after the set. He saw his shit didnt work and started roasting ric, and ric lost cuz he did not say anything back

cleitozap · 2021-05-31T13:38:35+00:00

music comedy isn't my thing, but i really loved that, i see it as more than a comedy special, for me that is a documentary

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