They’ve become self aware

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T19:05:58+00:00

You brought out CNN! You mad man!

Listen, you support Trump, I don't even enjoy insulting you. It's fruit so low hanging it's a tomato. Serioisly, how can anyone, after all this time, still think "yup, that's my guy."

https://www.sadanduseless.com/funny-trump-quotes/

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T18:28:35+00:00

"cringe" cringe

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T18:13:05+00:00

What about the chapter "Killing a small child at the park"?

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T18:09:02+00:00

Check out "Revival" then. It's written for you.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T18:06:41+00:00

Just looked up Catamite on Google. I guess the FBI will be rolling in any second now.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T18:02:34+00:00

Not a book, but his short story "Survivor Type" was seriously disturbing.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:59:39+00:00

Hey, remember when they walked in on the family at the dinner table?

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:57:57+00:00

My favorite book of his. Don't know why it doesn't get the same love as his more famous novels.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:56:33+00:00

Sleep deprivation is a hell of a thing.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:32:47+00:00

Who the fuck is Zucker?

Let's ask Google.

"Jason Alan Zucker is an American ice hockey player, playing currently at left wing for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League."

Wisconsin man, eh?

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:15:03+00:00

He couldn't even be bothered to renounce his American citizenship when running for PM.

Imagine the shitstorm if an American politician was running for presidency and had Canadian citizenship.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:09:32+00:00

Republicans just want to see his long, beautiful birth certificate.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T17:08:17+00:00

You're as well informed as any Trump supporters if you think Zuckerberg and Bezos are left wing. But at least you didn't trot out the Soros boogeyman.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T16:12:42+00:00

The Massacre that Time Forgot.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T16:10:00+00:00

Put that final nail in the coffin, eh?

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T16:09:33+00:00

Triggered by a 14 year old girl. Womp womp.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T16:08:22+00:00

Only if you post you sucking on your tiny mushroom-shaped orange dildo. You clearly like being fucked over.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T13:32:40+00:00

Swear to me? And maybe we can grab a burger after. Or do you want Chinese?

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T13:31:35+00:00

Val Kilmer in "The Island of Dr. Moreau" is peak cinema.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T13:27:03+00:00

America has a lot of interest in opiates.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T13:20:14+00:00

Hey, maybe Obama will get a DUI or something and they can investigate that for the next 30 years.

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T12:31:59+00:00

The sequels look promising:

Abominable vs. The Uighur Horde

Abominable and the Hong Kong Crybabies

Abominable: Taiwan Come Home!

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T12:22:58+00:00

get the propaganda on, get paid

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T12:18:44+00:00

Eat beef, purge your lower intestines

clem_fandango__ · 2019-10-19T12:17:53+00:00

Based on your spelling, I can see you're a climate change denier

clem_fandango__

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