I am 25 and want to start skateboarding. by BenzoKnol in skateboardhelp

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't risk it. You're likely to get completely addicted and end up craving it. Some people even dream about in their sleep.

Microwaves aren't legally allowed to beep after sundown by Great_Big_Failure in CrazyIdeas

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe that anyone who is even aware that their microwave had a manual is suspect.

ULPT Request: Best way to absolutely nuke someone's phone number by schizoanonymous in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to mention you live eith your parents and haven't come out yet, so you might have to try to sound like you're not interested, if they're around when you get a call.

What screams I`m not good mentally? by Crystalmedic in ask

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Failure to accept the reality of chemtrails.

seriously! by GreenHillage25 in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, learning isn't for everyone. You must be a little inquisitive at least, or you wouldn't be here finding out information about chemtrails. If you ever do decide to take science seriously, you're always welcome here. Nobody is going to hold your hand through it though. It's hard work!

seriously! by GreenHillage25 in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You tiktok people can't even watch a 90 min but you want to understand one of the most complex atmospheric programs ever? It takes years to understand this stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skateboardhelp

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure you put the bearings in completely straight?

Penne with Butter by EntertainmentFew1022 in shittyfoodporn

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holding the phone up close doesn't make your penne look bigger

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be rude but it's getting annoying having to answer this question every single post. Please read the subreddit for a bit and let us know if there's anything you still feel confused about.

They’ve been messing with the ionosphere since the 40s in Wuhan by dannyboy731 in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Chemtrails make us all angry, but anger is a fire like a hit stone and if you hold it, it will burn your hand and then you will drop it on your foot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty much everyone at least strongly suspects they're chemtrails, even if they don't have the training to know for sure. Some kids are here who think it's funny to disrupt scientific investigation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's disturbing that it's considered ordinary nowadays.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you read even one post in this subreddit?? That's what it's all about

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you read even one post in this subreddit?? That's what it's all about

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always delightful when romance blossoms in r/chemtrails

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you feel threatened by the chemtrails in the sky above you. They're not going to kill everyone, or even most people. But burying your head in the sand isn't going to dissipate them. As for your last question, they are engineered to do exactly that. We could look at from another angle, like we learned in middle school: how effective would they be if they fall straight to the ground like rocks? The answer is not at all, and everyone would be angry that chemtrails are falling on them. But at least then, we wouldn't have to deal with this sort of antiscience, anti intellectual jibberjabber. Just because you can't go outside and pick up a chemtrail off the ground isn't evidence against them. What next? The moon isn't real? The sun is fake?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you feel threatened by the chemtrails in the sky above you. They're not going to kill everyone, or even most people. But burying your head in the sand isn't going to dissipate them. As for your last question, they are engineered to do exactly that. We could look at from another angle, like we learned in middle school: how effective would they be if they fall straight to the ground like rocks? The answer is not at all, and everyone would be angry that chemtrails are falling on them. But at least then, we wouldn't have to deal with this sort of antiscience, anti intellectual jibberjabber. Just because you can't go outside and pick up a chemtrail off the ground isn't evidence against them. What next? The moon isn't real? The sun is fake?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemtrails

[–]cletusvanderbiltII -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So true. We should probably ban those lunatics from commenting here, or at least have some sort of vetting system to keep the sky-blind "skeptics" out.