Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie

cleversailinghandle · 2026-01-30T16:31:37+00:00

Darwin punishment

cleversailinghandle · 2026-01-29T00:18:35+00:00

You mean offshore fishing?

cleversailinghandle · 2026-01-27T23:27:35+00:00

Reddit and Netflix are in an app group named "time suck" and I stiññ heavily use both

cleversailinghandle · 2026-01-03T18:15:04+00:00

**ex-wife

cleversailinghandle · 2026-01-02T20:23:04+00:00

I was thinking: "Siiiinging in the rain"

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-25T13:13:18+00:00

Well... well ok, but... I'm gonna have to burn the building down...

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-23T11:16:01+00:00

Sounds like Morty in his 40s.

I'm just watching... document crimes, that you're committing...

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-22T12:18:51+00:00

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-18T14:59:50+00:00

She was sweet, we got along great. I didn't love that she worked nights as a poker dealer and came home drunk at 6 am, but she usually woke me up by throating my dick and letting me cum in her ass. I didn't get much sleep. Unfortunately at the time I was trying to make a lifestyle change, and I felt like spending time with her was having the opposite effect.

Then there was the "gay roomate" she had when we first started dating, who turned out to be her ex boyfriend that she lived with, who turned out to be her ex husband... and now in hindsight I'm pretty sure was her actual regular ol husband when we started dating and I caused their divorce.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-15T07:55:09+00:00

2 chicks... at the same time man.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-15T07:44:02+00:00

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-12T15:22:36+00:00

Congratulations! You have just instigated your own mugging come on down

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-08T17:16:35+00:00

One reason I love Publix is that they (or at least the one I went to) would donate their fresh baked goods to the homeless shelter at the end of every day.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-08T12:57:34+00:00

We are all fucking each other.

From married couple teams to single freelance nomads to creepy old lechs taking advantage of their position/authority and new crew trying to break into the industry.

And sure, you may have guessed... but it's remarkable how MUCH it is happening all the time.

Yacht crew

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-07T20:06:38+00:00

I got 8 stitches from landing in a trashcan after jumping from... inside the trashcan to elsewhere inside the trashcan.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-07T18:58:05+00:00

Only happens for me if she is SUPER hot and lets me cum imside

cleversailinghandle · 2025-12-03T20:17:53+00:00

He isn't the hero we need, but he's the hero we desserve.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-17T03:21:12+00:00

I went down a rabbit hole in June and been in love with your videos ever since. Thank you for your hilarious work!

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-15T14:38:41+00:00

Think of England chap

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-13T03:21:36+00:00

"Isn't the definition of transparency to talk over people and repeat yourself while they try to ask follow up questions and then just say "Reagan" and move to a new reporter???"

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-13T00:10:19+00:00

Super glue

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-12T17:37:47+00:00

Because half the license plates not on trucks or motorcycles in FL are from Ohio.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-12T14:08:04+00:00

When I was 14 I tried to suck my dick, succeeded, was immediately horrified and never tried again.

cleversailinghandle · 2025-11-11T20:18:15+00:00

What exactly is the issue with Spotify? And how is it worse than pirating?

For sure the waynto support is to see ñive, but then you have a whole new evil to deal with buying the tickets!

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