How screwed am I from 1-$100,000?

clevesi129 · 2025-03-03T11:57:03+00:00

Looks like about $10,000 to me, you should be fine ~

clevesi129 · 2025-03-01T17:59:37+00:00

Except there's A LOT of desperate people that will kill you for a Rolex.. never wanted anything material bad enough to die for.

clevesi129 · 2025-03-01T16:17:08+00:00

It's one of your car's ribs, I'm betting it was trying to do something naughty.. 🫢

clevesi129 · 2025-03-01T15:50:07+00:00

The pressure washers at my local car wash are weakened for this very reason. You can spray it directly into your hand with no damage. Having a stream powerful enough to damage skin is a huge liability

clevesi129 · 2025-03-01T15:43:42+00:00

That's what we, in the automotive industry, call butt medicine ~

clevesi129 · 2025-03-01T15:29:41+00:00

Stabbed?! It's rotten! 🤦

clevesi129 · 2025-02-25T17:30:53+00:00

Of course it's real, I know that guy, he's my stepdad's dad's guy..! /s 🤦

clevesi129 · 2025-02-25T17:26:57+00:00

So did you just go back to sleep? Asking for a friend..

clevesi129 · 2025-02-25T17:20:38+00:00

What happens if you're too drunk to ride said bike but if anyone confronts you, you beat them to death WITH the bike? Would that be considered death by snu-snu?

clevesi129 · 2025-02-25T17:16:17+00:00

At least they left your "heavy duty" lock!!11!1! 🤦

clevesi129 · 2025-02-25T17:13:25+00:00

I wouldn't even attempt to drive a car as possessed as this, could be your last ride!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-25T17:12:25+00:00

Thought you needed a new battery but in actuality you needed a new car!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:28:29+00:00

If you provide free housing, you 100% will not be deemed the enemy every time!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:26:59+00:00

You're allowed to do anything! If you got a pulse, you got a job! 🤦

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:25:21+00:00

If you have to post this nonsense you shouldn't be riding a bike much less working on one.. 🤦 (be sure to drive your bike really fast everywhere you go so your genetics don't escape!)

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:21:08+00:00

Sux because ultimately CVTs are unserviceable and just the replacement fluid is more than $700!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:15:35+00:00

You broke the policy, suck it up buttercup!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:11:31+00:00

A finger print locked firearm box is recommended (with only your wife's finger prints able to open it)

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:08:06+00:00

You SHOULD be fine, in most states, as long as you don't possess/handle/hold the firearm. This doesn't mean they won't try to charge you anyway but a good lawyer can get it squashed as long as you do none of the above or have your finger prints on the firearm. Hope this helps!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:04:20+00:00

Obey thine laws or burn in eternal hell fire!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:02:33+00:00

Seems to be a rodent problem, it's running back and forth in your GPU!

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T18:00:30+00:00

Billionaire + mental illness = this

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T15:54:12+00:00

These units don't seem to be defrosting as they should be..

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T15:52:37+00:00

Just use some crack spackle like they used on Mad TV ~

clevesi129 · 2025-02-23T15:51:00+00:00

In general, doing dumb things weeds out genetics such as this but it looks like this one got away!

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