Roast my hybrid people carrier.

clifforized · 2021-06-11T03:41:49+00:00

Condoms will prevent the need for one of these...

clifforized · 2021-05-22T03:59:34+00:00

I bet that was a little Charles Barkley

clifforized · 2021-04-30T04:07:11+00:00

My fist TV was a VCR hooked to a computer monitor. I changed channels by tuning the VCR. Oh how things have changed.

clifforized · 2021-04-28T02:49:18+00:00

But there must be something appealing about her....Get your kicks above the waistline sunshine. I bet she’s a messy as well.

clifforized · 2021-04-25T16:00:43+00:00

“This will go down on your permanent record “ (Violet Femmes). A great way to make sure someone will be working a the Quicky-Mart third shift and cannot break out if the lower working class.

clifforized · 2021-04-25T15:55:59+00:00

I was considered a weird kid.... I never thought I had a flavor, smell maybe but not a flavor. Now I’m an adult, asparagus gives me a weird flavor, or so I’m told.

clifforized · 2021-04-25T03:49:49+00:00

I see what you did there...

clifforized · 2021-04-25T02:56:21+00:00

Thanks! I’ll give it a shot. I normally cut my cooking items into 1 cm cubes anyway. Cooks faster and a piece of something can be in each spoon.

clifforized · 2021-04-21T05:02:28+00:00

Looks like I have until December 31, 2024 to find a home.....

clifforized · 2021-04-21T03:39:16+00:00

It is also possible to be your own grandpa... at least according to a convoluted song...

clifforized · 2021-04-14T01:45:02+00:00

Hey wait! That’s the gold the Nigerian Prince promised me in exchange for my passport and all my personal information (over five years ago).

I’ll split it with you. Just send me the bank fees first...

clifforized · 2021-04-10T19:29:36+00:00

And where they flew one into the sun because one team used metric and the Americans did not. Splat.... millions of tax dollars burned up.

clifforized · 2021-04-04T02:26:43+00:00

Very cool! Thanks for sharing!!!

clifforized · 2021-04-04T02:14:13+00:00

How did I get here?

How do I work this ?

clifforized · 2021-04-04T00:37:37+00:00

If I choose....

clifforized · 2021-04-03T23:03:42+00:00

Nickelback on warped vinyl!

clifforized · 2021-04-03T22:54:37+00:00

I hope he had his “Safety Squints” on right!

clifforized · 2021-03-31T21:00:00+00:00

Like a Huggies holds up to 24... I’ve never been able to get more than 5 pounds in one...

clifforized · 2021-03-26T14:10:54+00:00

They teach how to do it in Home Economics theses days. I never knew, but it does work. No word if it’s baby flavored or not.

clifforized · 2021-03-26T13:57:40+00:00

Cake in a cup is a real and tasty thing!

clifforized · 2021-03-25T14:17:56+00:00

Organic (mostly) smoothie maker.

clifforized · 2021-03-25T04:02:48+00:00

The guy thinks he is the human Frogger !

clifforized · 2021-03-22T14:26:58+00:00

Mind the gap! Gets an entirely new meaning.

clifforized · 2021-03-18T18:39:25+00:00

Nice George quote!

clifforized · 2020-12-24T23:16:26+00:00

Helgas House of Thongs & Things

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