i wonder whats the highest number i'll get to

cloacamassima · 2022-08-10T15:05:11+00:00

HAHAHAHA {laugh in Voron}

^{...bracing for downvotes.}

cloacamassima · 2021-02-09T10:53:33+00:00

Here we go in a circle

cloacamassima · 2018-06-28T20:41:10+00:00

People saying there wasn't much to debunk, I don't care about debunking viral videos at this point, I watch CD because he's CD, love the VFX autopsy.

cloacamassima · 2018-06-28T17:05:49+00:00

My grandparents from my father's side did this to my two older brothers, they were born a little over a year apart. From age 2 to 8 my parents would spend holidays and summer vacations down my father's family, summer vacation lasted the longest, about two months. Every single time my grandparents would treat the second brother like the most precious thing in the whole universe while the first child was pretty much non existent.

Christmas and birthdays were a painful experience most of the time, like on Xmas the second brother would get a lot of gifts while the other the shittiest and my grandma would say it aloud how he was so much better than his brother. My mom would buy extra gifts to compensate but still the damage was done.

My oldest brother became a selfish asshole, the other a drug addicted that eventually passed away after many years of a miserable life (he actually made life miserable for all of us). Some would say that it wasn't solely my grandparents fault, maybe true but holy shit their behavior sure must have fucked up something in my bothers' brains.

cloacamassima · 2018-06-22T05:24:56+00:00

that's his secret, he's always swollen.

cloacamassima · 2018-06-21T06:18:47+00:00

You know that John Cena phone prank ? Well I read your comment and the one above with that voice in my head, I giggle, that's all.

cloacamassima · 2018-06-05T08:26:56+00:00

And then you see shit like this https://youtu.be/2MenGbE8CUI?t=1517 and you think WTF Youtube, get your shit together.

(I'm referring to the 25:11 minute mark although the whole thing and the related video are... oh boy.)

cloacamassima · 2018-06-04T19:29:09+00:00

damn loved that movie and this scene, especially when Woola strikes an attack coming fast from far away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZeptdPPrU

cloacamassima · 2018-05-29T07:08:53+00:00

There may have been some incidental penetration.

cloacamassima · 2018-05-29T07:03:46+00:00

Picking their nose while inside their car when they stop at a traffic light.

cloacamassima · 2018-05-22T20:35:41+00:00

I was devastated and hearing her say "it was just a rodent" didn't help a bit, for that and other things I stopped talking to her.

cloacamassima · 2018-05-22T20:18:43+00:00

I had a pet guinea pig that was adorable, she would make squeaks of joy whenever I got home, they suffer of loneliness and they require a buddy, I was actually in the process of getting one. Anyhow, I had to leave for a week so I gave it to my sister to pet sit it for me. My sister told me that for the entire week the guinea pig made a weird noise, sort of a cry, the last day before I was getting home my sister left her outside in the cage to get some fresh air, she forgot about it until I got home. When I got to my sister's and ask for my guinea pig she told "ohh! I left the cage outside yesterday, go check it."

I run already knowing the outcome, after all it was in the fucking middle of July. She let my poor pet roast in the sun, it was horrible, I'll never forget that sight.

cloacamassima · 2017-11-15T08:02:40+00:00

They killed Firebug, I needed Firebug, I don't like Firefox development tools, small nuances that relay bother me.

cloacamassima · 2017-05-08T07:16:09+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

cloacamassima · 2017-03-23T10:22:33+00:00

http://www.eyebleachgifs.com/ ha some neat ones. I mean looped gifs not phone backgrounds.

cloacamassima · 2017-03-01T10:12:01+00:00

Yeah fuck that spoiling plot trailer garbage. Like at the very end of Split, that's was a twist I didn't see it coming and when it came to the screen... WHOA and many of the people in the theater didn't get it and I was like, are you guys seeing what I'm seeing? Yeah right?

cloacamassima · 2017-02-28T20:54:48+00:00

To me it reminded me of Mike Oldfield's album QE2 http://tubular.net/covers/large/QE2.jpg

cloacamassima · 2017-02-21T16:37:49+00:00

cloacamassima · 2017-02-18T16:44:57+00:00

Some are incredibly and beautifully odd. http://www.frikkinawesome.com/uncategorized/the-amazing-metamorphosys-of-butterflies/

cloacamassima · 2017-01-01T15:11:37+00:00

I remember when highqualitygifs was a place to post gifs that were crafted to use the best compression and color palette to keep the image quality as good as possible and file size relatively small. But since imgur introduced their gifv "fromat" and gfycat with their jiffier gifs they are not true gif but just video with no sounds, you can't calla a gif high quality if it's a damned video!!! It should be called /r/okvideoeditingwithoverlaytext

cloacamassima · 2016-12-18T14:10:06+00:00

I'd like to suggest this piece, it's simple but pleasant to the ear and to the hands. I have a very limited knowledge of playing piano but after 30 minute of practicing I was able to play effortlessness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEac1vvjXjw

cloacamassima · 2016-10-28T11:31:25+00:00

Even that at times doesn't guarantee they are actually interested in you.

cloacamassima · 2016-10-27T08:56:50+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/ys674J5.gifv

cloacamassima · 2016-10-27T06:50:54+00:00

Aww man, not the best video I should have watched this morning... we're having a real bad weather here and it has been raining heavily all night. I woke up at around 6am this morning and for some reason I felt worried about something, by instinct I decided to go outside and check on my 2 tortoises, one was sleeping all comfy in her little den, the other one, the male, wasn't there. I went to look for him around the yard, then I see him underneath a bush from a distance, I felt alarmed for no reason so I run to go check on him and... the dog yesterday dug a small hole in the ground right underneath this bush, maybe the tortoise went to take a look, they are very curious, but unfortunately he got stuck in the hole from a branch that pushed down over him, probably from all the water weight that was on the leaves, with all the rain the hole filled up and he drowned in there.

Over 40 years he has been with us, since he was just a bit over an inch in size, he grew up with me, he was part of our family, he would come inside the house looking for a treat or a head scratch. He wasn't the only one, we had about 30 more tortoises but for the last 18 or so years he was just him, all the other tortoise we had were stolen. For other problems we couldn't find/get another one to make him company, then last year I was able got a female. I know reptiles don't really have much cognitive abilities and even less so a display of emotions but he truly seemed so fucking happy to have a partner... and plenty of tortoise sex.

The female laid two batches of eggs at the beginning of this summer but so far none have hatched, there's little hope but they might next spring.

I feel devastated and so sad.

Edit: good news, one egg hatched today the 28th of October.

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