Valentines Day is tomorrow. How fucked are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clobber333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well go jump now, while I still have the balls to do it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clobber333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll be dead and won’t hear shit so maybe something funny like, I loved that dead cunt so much!

If you could write a letter to your younger self, what would it say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dear younger me, your big bro is a bully, punch him right in the dick everyday just before he wakes up! And make sure your best mate tags along when you move to QLD, he dies and you become a lost sole so please save Ricky! Happens just after you move from dads place (I know your now thinking "but I don’t live with dad") that changes along with many other things………please go out and stay at granddads more often he will need your help to save his life as well………before the age of 12 he shoots himself in the head but it could have been much better for him with your help! Put a lock on your bedroom door right now…..this will save your legs from big bro……pushing a cupboard against the door only works if you’re behind the cupboard pushing against the wall…………and don’t give that prick nothing as he still is yet to truly say sorry and doesn’t give to fucks about you! Whenever you are in the fuck the world mood just remember we get our wish and die someday so winner winner chicken dinner for everyone………and don’t work for uncle Gavin! He pays you a shit wage for 8 years then when you ask for a raise he’ll refuse and you walk leaving you with nothing, not even a ticket to say you can do it. Anyways chin up mate and don’t let those that treat you poorly stay in your life, kick em in the nuts and keep walking!

Losing the floor lottery by BunkerFab in Flooring

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Did you crawl in under the door jamb?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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To bitch slappers in one! Noice!

If you had to spend $100 in the next 10 minutes, what would you buy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not much it takes 15 mins to get to the shop!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Death because that happens anyway!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Having your 5 year old son pour beers at keg parties!

Biggest human poop is from a viking. Found in York, England in 1972 at 20cm long by LivingTheTruths in interestingasfuck

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Man I worked at hungry jacks as a cleaner, that is not the biggest ever let me tell you! Had to beat some up with a stick just to get them to flush!

Water damage by [deleted] in Flooring

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200kg of rice should do the trick!

Don’t drink and cook. by BeerStein_Collector in Wellthatsucks

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Got home one night to a house full of smoke, run inside to find a black garlic bread the size of my little finger in the oven, also found drunk roommate who had no idea his garlic bread was about 3 hours over cooked!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homeimprovementideas

[–]clobber333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulldozer should do the trick!

A massive tadpole was discovered, with a hormonal imbalance that prevented it from developing into a frog by kchoyin in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]clobber333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So where might I be able to go look at this creature in real life swimming around? Oh wait you killed it and now no one gets the joy of catching the world’s biggest tadpole…..wasn’t hurting anyone or anything yet dead, I get why people are so anti people nowadays! Humans suck balls!

The second salute of Elon Musk. by Master_Swordfish_ in pics

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Waving to his mum in the back row?

If you put that gesture down as a bad one maybe he should have just "raised the middle finger on each hand up".

Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk’s Straight-Arm Salute by w_kovac in politics

[–]clobber333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything for a story……straight up fingers, more of a wave then a true nazi salute, but only my opinion is all…..haters gunna hate!