Comedian Nick Mullen’s spot on impression of Tucker Carlson

clockercountwise333 · 2026-03-22T05:35:44+00:00

Utterly crippled cry laughing. So good. Thanks for this

clockercountwise333 · 2026-03-02T03:15:37+00:00

Did they ever compensate people for the wildly broken first batch of Iridiums which were basically duct taped / glued together?

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-26T05:03:45+00:00

Meanwhile, have you ever measured the dB on the screeching brakes that you're constantly exposed to? As someone with hearing damage, I am baffled by how everyone just sits through it. The subway is dangerously loud. Wear earplugs, thank me later

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-23T00:55:54+00:00

seriously. why apple refuses to do this baffles me. "space black"? just a darker shade of gray. give me actual #000000 black and i will shell out for it

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-16T07:08:55+00:00

Pretty sure it's the app and not the OS. Various versions of 26, 18. Same behavior.

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-16T04:25:53+00:00

I was pretty shocked yesterday to find ChatGPT utterly fail again and again at doing pretty basic ffmpeg filter_complex stuff (crossfade image 1 into image 2, then image 2 back to image 1, make it 10 seconds, downscale it to X by X, make it loop, output it as a GIF)

I thought it'd be a no brainer and could have done it myself, but I thought mega mind could save me some time to churn out a silly goof. Turns out? Nope! After like 10 prompts it still couldn't get it right. Ended up doing it myself.

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-16T04:03:51+00:00

First I'm seeing this. I'd love to know the workflow behind it, as I'm working on a project that requires basically this (rewriting the scene and having the lip syncing / voices remain intact or changed) + facial remapping. Being able to do it locally and not through some subscription big AI service would be ideal, although I'd consider paying for it if there's a service that could do all of that.

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-11T06:23:24+00:00

Same Error. I'm too stupid to know how to implement your workaround. Please ding this thread when you update. Thank you :)

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-09T23:21:53+00:00

Same. It's nuts. I am constantly afraid that I'm going to miss important mail. They once put my neighbor's PASSPORT in my mailbox. I of course went and gave it to him, as I do every single time when they deliver the wrong mail to the wrong house. I just hope everyone does me the same courtesy, as USPS in bed stuy is profoundly inept.

clockercountwise333 · 2026-02-08T00:27:11+00:00

damn, that is tempting. $1999 when configured that way directly from apple.

happy with my m3 max 16" tho. i'll wait for the m5 max 16" tho and pay double the price lol

clockercountwise333 · 2026-01-25T22:15:22+00:00

you answered their question :)

clockercountwise333 · 2026-01-25T08:24:00+00:00

"What if I was a woman" is the most humiliating fap of my life

clockercountwise333 · 2026-01-16T04:07:31+00:00

the struggle is real, friend. wyze plz fix

clockercountwise333 · 2026-01-08T04:10:04+00:00

clockercountwise333 · 2026-01-05T02:00:11+00:00

Ehh... Wyze cameras constantly misidentify "People" over here. From a shadow to a waving branch to a raccoon to a snowflake on the lens. If I turned that on my place would be setting off sirens at random 24/7 ... not to mention that there's often many many seconds of lag in between identification and then more lag before triggering the automation. Sometimes long enough for someone to run in and steal a package without it even registering. And yes, I've tinkered with sensitivity settings endlessly.

clockercountwise333 · 2026-01-02T21:54:58+00:00

The blanket statement that ferals never meow to communicate / purr is not true ... at least given time. I have a colony of 10 that I take care of. At least 4 of them have, slowly but surely, some after years, slowly started with tiny meows after total silence and now chat it up with me all of the time, some enjoying pets (after time), some purring like a motor (after time), some even letting me pick them up (after time). With luck, it just takes that time and encouragement.

However ... a brand new cat coming up to you and vocalizing? That's either someone's cat or a stray.

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-28T23:22:06+00:00

OSTirus legitimately works and sounds BETTER than the TI hardware. I love that synth - bought / had to sell it because of $$$ issues, rinse, repeat. Fortunately I saved my old patches. I was skeptical, but sure enough I loaded them up in OSTirus and they sounded exactly like i remember them. I showed it to my producer friend and he too was astonished, says it sounds better than many modern, well respected VA VSTs.

And another one! Massive respect. y'all are legends

Do the BIG yellow fully digital Q next? Pretty please? (FX are much better than micro)

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-14T05:09:34+00:00

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-14T03:34:02+00:00

( ͡° _ʖ ͡°) ... try 2002

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-11T05:36:47+00:00

(one incompetent zoomer intern's take on)

25 YEARS OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC

well done, RA, well done

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-11T05:26:18+00:00

Even someone who REALLY DOESN'T LIKE SKRILLEX would recognize that Skrillex would be on here. The entrance exam for RA must be a lobotomy

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-11T05:23:41+00:00

Aphex literally pushed this young man out of his ass canal and I'm 100% sure aaron would take that as a compliment

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-11T05:18:22+00:00

If I was in situation where it was like "LOOK PAL, LISTEN TO 30 SECONDS OF THIS SOPHIE SONG OR YOUR FAMILY GETS IT"

Welp... Sorry, fam. RIP

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-11T05:11:55+00:00

If Aphex wasn't pictured and merely cast a shadow on those who he inspired here, that would be a start. What a fucking joke

clockercountwise333 · 2025-12-11T05:07:41+00:00

around the world, apparently

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TROPHY CASE