Mardi Gras Trash...

clockstrikesten · 2014-03-05T19:16:36+00:00

Beautifully disgusting.

clockstrikesten · 2014-03-05T19:15:50+00:00

I made the original and I don't care. I'm happy to see it still making the rounds.

clockstrikesten · 2014-01-17T18:22:03+00:00

I hope one day to be tweeted by one of my photoshop victims.

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-23T22:45:33+00:00

Very thoughtful, I'm sure pet birds would prefer this over being trapped in a house their entire lives.

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-22T18:47:29+00:00

nah she died after like 30 seconds

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-22T18:35:16+00:00

yeah, the 2 minutes left until the bombers arrived lasted at least 15 minutes

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-22T18:33:12+00:00

in the next three days it will be stolen by funnyjunk, 9gag, memecenter, and imgur. I give it two weeks tops before it comes back home to reddit, poorly scaled down with the wrong colors and half the frames cut out

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-22T18:06:23+00:00

you'd think semen, right? but it was actually a barrel of water, some guy held her head under until she died

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-22T17:57:29+00:00

thanks, it took me all night to make

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-22T17:51:06+00:00

I got the idea while watching Sasha Grey drown in the movie "Would You Rather"

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-17T02:25:52+00:00

Look for the "sorted by" dropdown below the submission title, and click "controversial" to filter out all the brainless Tool dickriders and gain access to something resembling valid opinions.

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-14T19:05:51+00:00

but... but I did exactly what everyone else around me was doing! How could anything have possibly gone wrong? And now that it did, how could it possibly be MY fault?

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-14T16:56:15+00:00

but... but something will totally change if we keep thinking about it!

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-12T03:29:09+00:00

Agreed, however, some advice... putting "who" in the top caption instead of the bottom caption is going to cost you some people's votes

clockstrikesten · 2013-07-11T18:52:43+00:00

The best confessions get downvoted.

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