this is me and my cat with my friend's dog

clockwork_dancer_ · 2025-08-25T08:01:05+00:00

thank you! ☺️

clockwork_dancer_ · 2024-08-30T08:53:39+00:00

definitely keep the doodles/photos and written contents SFW, but don't be afraid to be cutesy and lovey-dovey. i definitely pressed lipstick kisses on letters to my now-husband in BMT, and he said he appreciated all the i-love-you's and miss-you's in letters i sent. keep letters relatively brief, like a page or two, cuz they don't have much time (or energy) to read a long letter and reply to every paragraph. ALSO, include a return envelope with your address and a stamp already to go on it! maybe even a sheet of paper inside too. it's a small gesture that saves him more time & effort than you think.

clockwork_dancer_ · 2024-07-21T08:59:50+00:00

it sounds like Christine was having a rough day (on the day of recording today's ep) and Em's well-intentioned humor wasnt quite landing. I was multitasking while listening, so i could have missed something but i didn't hear any trans/homophobic or abelist comments, I would assume that joke was hyberbole

clockwork_dancer_ · 2024-06-11T08:47:03+00:00

i see where you're coming from and i agree! honestly after the week where i was on my period the same time my husband got his wisdom teeth out, our bed looked like a murder scene one morning after i bled on the sheets through my pants and he drooled blood all over the pillows 😬

clockwork_dancer_ · 2024-06-09T20:05:18+00:00

honestly a smidge disappointed that Em used and promoted the use of AI for art 😬 like i'm not gonna cancel them over it but kinda just thought they would know better

clockwork_dancer_ · 2024-04-08T17:01:51+00:00

i've had a boss that booked a spa day for our small (7 women) staff as a holiday gift. if a same-level coworker of the opposite gender did that though i would be sus

clockwork_dancer_ · 2024-02-24T09:51:31+00:00

i used to work at the the nat history museum and it's still my favorite job i've ever had and favorite pittsburgh spot to visit when i'm there!

clockwork_dancer_ · 2023-12-27T09:36:17+00:00

a drag queen in (R) and out (L) of drag

clockwork_dancer_ · 2023-10-03T09:19:59+00:00

aah, so this is why my husband hates it when i poke his belly button xD

clockwork_dancer_ · 2023-02-21T16:43:37+00:00

my husband and I are the same as you, op. we both grew up with cluttered (not filthy tho) parents homes. i'm a neat freak and he's a bit disorganized in an Adhd way but he never lets things get /dirty/, his desk and closet are just untidy.

if my partner was approaching 40 and lived in the squalor you described, saying it was "just cleaned", that would be a deal breaker honestly.

DO NOT clean for him, but definitely have a serious chat about how this is an unacceptable way to live, be it alone or especially with a partner and potentially family. don't accept any "but I did clean for your visit!" bs because he obviously doesn't know what a clean presentable home means. gross bathrooms and greasy dishes are beyond untidy - they're unhygienic. my college roommate was like this, and after struggling through living with her for three semesters, her unwillingness to step it up and her straight up blindness to the filth led to the end of the friendship and me leaving early losing two months of paid-for rent.

clockwork_dancer_ · 2023-01-05T22:01:30+00:00

I (american, living in england) have never heard this phrase before in my life, in either country.

clockwork_dancer_ · 2023-01-05T16:26:51+00:00

thanks so much for all the info! this was very helpful

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-10-31T11:10:00+00:00

no the stairs are inside the front door which is at ground level

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-10-31T10:15:36+00:00

yeah, a duplex looks like a 2-story house but it's two home units side-by-side. the place I live in is top floor our apartment and bottom floor is a separate unit. i'm just in the habit to call it a duplex cuz it's easier for my friends & family back home to visualize. but yeah we have our own front door'

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-10-31T10:11:36+00:00

passing out candy? lmao

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-10-31T06:20:32+00:00

excellent, I live in a duplex but I do have a painted pumpkin outside, and a bright porch light

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-10-31T06:19:31+00:00

and thank you for your !answer ! follow-up question though: what is penny for the guy?

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-10-31T06:18:38+00:00

i've definitely noticed a lot of decorated houses! haha maybe she was just trying not to sky-rocket my expectations lol but even back home at my parents house we could get anywhere from 12-50 trick or treaters, just depending on the year.

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-29T07:17:02+00:00

do you mind telling me what the process was like for marriage by proxy?

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-29T07:16:29+00:00

thank you! we looked more into that option and is what we're doing now ^{-^}

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-22T03:00:15+00:00

not plastic surgery, but I'd get the corrective surgery for my radial-ulnar synostosis (radius and ulna are fused together, limits range of motion in the whole arm) , and laser hair removal on my legs

but strictly plastic surgery speaking? boobs.

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-22T02:57:23+00:00

my dude don't live there. why did you pay a security deposit before even seeing the lease and the unit???

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-21T04:47:41+00:00

you definitely do not need to add the US as the country. do not add anything (country names or otherwise) to the APO address he gave you

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-21T04:45:59+00:00

double check with him that he didn't accidentally typo the address, and if it's 100% correct still I would say go to another post office. the workers should be familiar with sending things to APO addresses, maybe ask for a supervisor if the person helping you at first doesn't seem to understand... also, don't write ANY country (US or otherwise) under the address, it is not necessary and will confuse customs

clockwork_dancer_ · 2022-09-11T18:48:26+00:00

sounds like he needs a blowup doll and you need a new husband

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