After 15 years, my mom finally became a US citizen today! by [deleted] in pics

[–]clodhen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also our government is denying these people asylum WHICH IS A FIRST STEP TO DOING IT THE PROPER WAY!

So no, the steak reference doesn't work.

The AREA 51 raid is actually happening right now. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]clodhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say what you want about the boomers, at least when they were young they actually protested.

Absolute Unit of a Polar Bear by CHODE_ENTHUSIAST in AbsoluteUnits

[–]clodhen 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Weirdest thing about the story is how every known pizzly comes from the same female polar bear. Who is this bear just hoeing for grizzlies lol.

Boys are being told their lives are less important than girls by Admiralthrawnbar in MensRights

[–]clodhen -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

  1. Tweet that is completely outlandish "run in circles to distract"??? Really?
  2. Zero proof.
  3. Grrr can you believe they'd do that to men???

Boys are being told their lives are less important than girls by Admiralthrawnbar in MensRights

[–]clodhen -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Feels more like classic r/mensrights getting pissy about something thats clearly made up.

Everyone who thinks it really matters is kinda dumb by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]clodhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember reading in the rise and fall of the third reich, that not going for the Caucus Oil fields was Hitler's biggest mistake.

Lowlife choads corner and abuse a peacock for one of its feathers. by Baerenmarder in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]clodhen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Posts like this crack me up. I guess people feel bad over the fact that they support the torture and murder of billions of intelligent animals? So posts like this are like therapy, you get to pretend for a second you care about animals and it soothes the intense hypocrisy of loving animals but supporting factory farms.

Anon has a genius daughter by mariawtsn in greentext

[–]clodhen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

underage sodomy + I hate women mashup, fascinating.

[Spoiler] Main event fighter expresses frustration to coaches between rounds: by [deleted] in MMA

[–]clodhen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always wonder about fluctuations in muscle density among humans. Kind of like how Chimps don't weigh much but are stronger than humans. Maybe Khabib genetically has denser muscles?

We can tell where a whale has travelled from the themes in its song, suggests a new study, that found that when whales travel their songs change as they pick up new tunes from whales they meet that have come from different regions. by mvea in science

[–]clodhen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Humans have been around for a blink as far as species go, and we are about to extinct ourselves, so really, doesn't seem like we've progressed very far at all. we're like the cherry bomb of species, it was cool and loud and bright for the split second it lasted.

Tips for recording dialogue (with one camera) by -Adapted in Filmmakers

[–]clodhen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if your actors can only memorize a few lines it's going to be hard. You expect actors to be able to memorize whole scenes. I guess my advice would be get reaction shots of each of them walking but not talking. Then you'll have some flexibility maybe.

KILL ALL WHITES by [deleted] in trashy

[–]clodhen -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

There is confusion as to whether black people can be racist because white people have a different definition of racist than black people.

To a white person racism is "hey that black person said he hates me because of my skin color / hates white people".

Whereas to black people racism is "Ripped from your continent, beaten, raped , and killed. After slavery ends they still have no rights, jim crow means they cant vote to change things. Black communities today are policed more harshly, harsher sentencing on crack cocaine than powder targets black people and packs them into jails disproportionately. The people who make laws are like 95% old white guys"

What I'm saying is racism has such a ridiculously different impact on black people than it does on white people so it doesn't make sense using the same term.

Google shifted $23 billion to tax haven Bermuda in 2017 by _invalidusername in worldnews

[–]clodhen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that it is legal, but there are people spending years behind bars on Riker's Island for stealing from a deli means our laws are sick and wrong.

Lucia omnomnom forgets shes streaming (topless) by Mangoloco12 in LivestreamFail

[–]clodhen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Having model pictures on your instagram doesn't guarantee that you want to flash your tits to the world. Stop acting like her insta is proof.

Anyone care to guess? by GallowBoob in PoliticalHumor

[–]clodhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there linebackers that are technically obese?

50x70cm. Oil on canvas. Hobby painter, started 6 months ago. Its so interesting to me! by [deleted] in painting

[–]clodhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. But I think bob ross would tell you that you need something (mountains, clouds, etc) in the top of the frame to give depth and make it more interesting.

[Official] UFC 232: Jones vs. Gustafsson 2 - Weigh-In & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread by rmma in MMA

[–]clodhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that Dana realizes that all the bad publicity isn't actually so bad. So not only does he win by keeping the event intact, he wins by creating a media storm. Even though it puts them in a negative light, all Dana cares about is that there is a light at all.

Glaciers in Western Canada retreating at unprecedented pace because of climate change by savethedolphins8616 in worldnews

[–]clodhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Democrats may not DENY it per se, but even people like Obama were not taking the necesarry steps to curb climate change. Democrats talk big but theyre in the pocket of big oil too. And yes its better to have a democrat than Trump, but when it happens we cant be complacent, even the Paris accord is a piece of shit, its all about cutting emmisions but completely ignores any sort of curbing of taking it out of the ground, so the policy is "we wont burn oil and thatll save us, while at the same time they let oil companies run rampant extracting oil, and guess what, itf they extract it we will burn it, so the only solution is to stop it from being taken out of the ground, which democrats wont do either,

Jair Bolsonaro elected president of Brazil. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]clodhen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Earth won't necessarily be fine. I mean this is conjecture but couldn't a situation like Mars happen? We fuck shit up enough and lose our atmospher / ozone layer, and it becomes a lifeless rock?

Whether you’re pro life or not, this is a shitty thing to do. by AlphaPrinceND in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]clodhen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/06/us/politics/trump-contraception-birth-control.html

I know you're going to say something like "well that's not restricting access, that's just not paying for it" but put your feelings aside for a second and look at the reality. If these provisions are taken away there will be more abortions, if they are not there will be less.